#clamchat

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i am going insane <3 the horrors...

I'm sorry bestie </3 delete the horrors

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new quest! play splatoon 3

send me 250-300 dollar so i can buy a nintendo switch and I will consider this quest

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i am sitting on your lawn staring down your door waiting for you to come out and yell at me to get off before muttering something about kids these days

opening a window while my grandchildren aren't looking so I can shout at you to get off my damn lawn 'cause you're mucking up the grass and I can't stand you entitled brats these days always causing mischief also aren't your pants just absolutely covered in mud now from sitting in the lawn WHERE are your PARENTS back in my day we'd get a right scolding if i messed up my one good pair'a jeans noW GET OUT OF MY LAWN !!!!!

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Ok grandpa let’s get you back to bed

i'm shaking my cane at you goin I GOT IT I CAN WALK BACK IN MYSELF before grumbling about those damn kids always on my lawn as u are left leading me back into the house before i cause a bigger scene

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Hello hello!

Deez nuts

:(

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smeeble deeble gomble womp

what did you just call me

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Ok I must return to Geology HW but I leave with the message of: Ur mom

:(

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Corn

c...corn......?