kristu pls
1. Favorite way of making a bad first impression:
tripping over the declaration of independence when we're trying to steal it 2. What is your spirit animal?
~poof i don't rly care for talking about spirit animals because appropriating people's culture/religion isn't rad yo~
3. How do you feel about Valentine’s Day?
peeps give me candy and small cards with cartoon characters telling me to suBMIT TO THE PATRIARCHY AND FALL IN LOVE B Y E E E E
no but rly the candy is hella but i don't wanna get married ever i'm gonna be a small shoujo red panda that lives alone and collects fruits and colorful socks
i am living the animal crossing life
4. Food you eat when you’re sad?
fruit fruit is great especially for when you feel rly numb
also yogurt is great but it has to be vanilla, coconut, or blueberry
i don't rly like chocolate when i feel gross because once upon a time i didn't used to be so hot about eating all the time or very much and sometimes when i feel gross that pops up a bit
also i jus rly like munching on things for a long time so small snacks like cheerios or peanut butter puffins or lucky charms are hella nice
5. If you could keep any one of your friends as a pet who would it be?
i want camila to be a small ragdoll kitten and she can jump on my laptop and steal natalie's bloobs next year if we actually get off our asses and find apartment
6. Describe your face in detail, NO SELF DEPRICATION.
my friend danisaurz once said that i have a similar face shape as marilyn monroe when we were dolling me up in makeup and wigs for a drawing class photoshoot??? i actually really want to have shorter hair tho??? but still short femme? ? ? so i won't really be brunette marilyn anymore i'll jus be audrey hep if it's done right pls. my nose always reminds me of a ski slope and i used to think small icelandic skiers lived on my nose and used it as a sloped hill with a jump at the end where my nose curves up like a tired elf. my lips are super rad i like them a lot yo-- top lip has hella rad cupid's bow and bottom lip is super pronounced sometimes and great for accidentally pouting and drooling on my ap gov tests nope that didin't happen like 9 times
7. Where you like to shop?
i don't really shop at home bc parents think im a cishet boy and i;m jus like a a ha a ha a a ha ah hah aha ahaha aha ha ah a
at school i p much only shop at thrift stores because you can get cute sweaters from girls' section for only two bucks sometimes
8. Favorite flavor of cake?
i p much like all cakes as long as they don't have gross sugary icing on top, cream cheese or vanilla icing is nice-ing tho 9. Fill in the blank: “Sometimes I wish I __________”
/didn't have to deal with trans* things bc it hurts a lot and tbh it's just rly distracting and needs to either fix itself or stop controlling my life thanks bye/
10. Funniest youtube video you’ve ever seen (link to it)?
pe n g u i n a r my s i g h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFAK8Vj62WM