IT’S!!!!! AUDREY’S!!!!! BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
ALRIGHT Y’ALL LEMME TELL YOU BOUT MY GIRL AUDREY cliffoconfidence READY GET SET GO
okay so tbh audrey is hands down without a doubt one of my favorite people in the whole entire universe, okay. like, she’s just so important to both myself and to the world as a whole, but we’ll get to the sappy bits later.
now i almost never remember how exactly i meet people online but i’m like 90% sure i followed audrey when i was still a 5sos stan so #embarrassing but we don’t need to talk about that ANYWAYS she followed me back at some point and i was like ‘wtf why’ but i rolled with it bc i love mutuals and eventually we started talkin and then one of us was like ‘ayyy so u got kik? ;)’ and we did so we exchanged those and pretty much for the last 7 or so months we’ve haven’t stopped talking to each other for more than a few hours and i love it bc i love everything she has to say
ALRIGHT audrey is the biggest fuckign nerd i’ve ever had the privilege to meet she is so lame and she makes me laugh she’s such a loser omg we talk about the stupidest shit for HOURS at a time and one time we skyped for seven hours and just like. sent each other pictures of dogs being dumb and listened to music really loud it was gr8
and one of the things i like is that we can just talk about nothing important and just kinda, be, with each other and still have fun i never feel like i have to be switched on and entertaining for audrey to like me and that kind of, i guess giving off a sense of interest is such a rare quality? for a person to possess ? idk it’s really nice. audrey makes you feel wanted
she complains about me dragging her into the depths of kpop hell but now we have a whole additional thing to scream about and cry about and ruin our lives and lose sleep over, nice. and she can whine about it all she wants but i Know the truth she loves it #exposeaudrey
also SHE DRAGS ME ALL THE TIME FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING AND IT’S ALWAYS SO FUNNY AND I CAN BE AS RIDICULOUS AS I WANT WITH HER AND SHE ROLLS WITH IT and she doesn’t hold how weird i am against me she just laughs and tells me to go to bed and sometimes she harasses me with birds and i want 2 fight her but it’s okay bc i talk about eating ass a lot and she’s chill with it
we just. we clicked so fast i haven’t found a lot of people in my life who we just immediately were friends and stayed friends for a long time but i have that with audrey and for that reason (plus the fact that she’s amazing) she is so incredibly special and precious to me
audrey is a beautiful person, she is a total sweetheart and she makes me smile and when i’m sad she always manages to lift me back up and she is one of the only people in this world who i’ve never had doubts about my relationship with. she’s so kind and understanding and she is truly truly a fun person to talk to and spend time with and i adore her so hard
and sometimes audrey thinks she annoys me bc she talks about things that she doesn’t consider relevant or important and sometimes she talks about things that i’m not really interested in but like. audrey, i lov her. i want to hear what she has to say even if it’s not what she considers important. i want to know what she ate for breakfast and i want to hear about her evil turkey and i want her to talk to me about dragons and pokemon and whatever 5sos is doing bc if she’s excited about it then i am excited about it. i will always be interested in what she has to say, because she’s the one who’s saying it!!!
audrey, listen to me. i love you so much and a lot of the time i don’t really articulate exactly how Strong i feel but i just want you to know that you are one of my all time favorite people and i am so thankful every day that i met you and that i get to talk to you so much and that you exist in this world bc you are a shining light and you make the whole world a lil brighter just by being you. i adore you and everything you are as a person and you should be proud of who you are because you are absolutely fucking incredible and i wouldn’t change a single thing about you ever
i cannot wait for the day that i get to meet you and fight you and kiss you and hug you and pet your hair and hold ur hand and fling you into the sun and dance and sing with you and to get to see your beautiful face in the flesh i am so ready i am on my way to aus i will be there
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGEL FACE HONEY BEE DARLING LIGHT OF MY LIFE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
