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Sparry recorded a hypocritical zoom word salad about "sustainable travel." He paused the speech to change his clothes from beige to a dark blazer.
I cannot abide Sparry's voice. His tone has become as insufferable as Meghan's-----both remind me of nails on chalkboards.
Sparry's casual beige zoom clothes
Sparry actually paused to change into a blazer
Furst Minister McSelfie Launches ‘Climate Emergency’ Heli-Tour
Press Release ---- Clown Office- Scotland
Immediate:
The Furst Minister, Elsie McSelfie, the leader of Scotland’s Clown Government has followed yesterday’s announcement of a Climate Emergency with the release of news of another Helicopter Tour of Scots hamlets.
Clown Office officials made McSelfie’s heli-plans public as soon as the Furst Clown gave the go-ahead. McSelfie posed momentarily beside her specially branded high-octane 35,000 horsepower helicopter, where the newly painted ‘McSelfie for Scotland’ livery was painted with low volatile organic compound paints. (The portrait of McSelfie herself, however, was unusually toxic and should be excluded from descriptions).
“Winter is coming” - FM McSelfie
“From mah view, looking doon on all o’ye’s, I can see a right shitty climate. I listened to the scientific evidence fae that brilliant wee girl, the one person capable o’ takin on such a fight, Ayia Stark, and I declared a richt big whoohaah on the climate” said the Furst Clown.
“DON’T MENTION ‘Its Scotland’s Oil’ ANYMORE..!”
“So noo - we must ficht like nivvir before in SNP Clown history tae bring the climate tae an end” she added, before boarding the giant 40 seat heli-navigator-supreme, which had been idling in the background for the last 24 hours.
That McSelfie Itinerary in Full:
Monday - Fly from Charlotte Sq. to WesterHails
Monday - Fly from WesterHails to Livingston
Stop for re-fueling
Monday - Fly from Livingston to WesterHails
Monday - Fly from WesterHails to Drylaw
Monday - Fly from Drylaw to WesterHails
Stop for re-fueling
Monday - Fly from WesterHails to Cramond
Monday - Fly from Cramond to Barnton Roundabout
Monday - Fly from Barnton Roundabout to John Menzies
Monday - Fly from John Menzies to Greggs
Stop for re-fueling
Monday - Fly from Greggs to Hosie’s House
Monday - Fly from Hosie’s to Cameron Toll
Monday - Fly from ... (that’s enough detail - you have the picture..)
