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Some more clown food lore AND new merch:

yup, you can get the squishy clown jelly treats!

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Clownology Merch is now available on my Art Store

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I wonder on this universe planet of the apes movie never exist instead planet of the clowns with the clown replacing the apes

I love that idea. Maybe both exist even but I imagine Killer Clowns From Outer Space is also popular

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New Art Shop just dropped!!!

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Among all the clown…

Which breed look the most like a human?

(at least the most possible one to have a clown that look like a human)

in the history, is there at least one clown that look the most like human? If so, who is THAT?

Indeed clowns are often compared to humans the same way our fellow ape cousins are because of our shared traits, but it is undeniable that if not for their colorful plumage and markings and anomalous biology, clowns are not too different from humans. Convergent evolution is fascinating.

There are theories, legends, some old reports of a clown breed most primitive, the Fool. You'll find depictions of the Fool in medieval manuscript art but none exist in the wild today, considered to be extinct. Some clownspiracists believe the Fool simply became TOO HUMAN and blended into human society but there is no evidence of such a thing being possible. They are considered to be an extinct primitive clown, one of the first clowns to try and feed on human attention and live alongside them in villages and towns.

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I am,,,, working,,,,on a lil something,,,

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I've been looking for a hearty, strong breed to guard my home. Any recommendations? Willing to go with a hotter breed that will require more training.

Ofcourse! There are plenty clown breeds that were selectively bred to work alongside dogs to gaurd homes and livestock throughout history and clown lovers today benefit from this by having a clown pet that will keep their home safe and keep them fun company. My top reccomendations for gaurd clowns will always be Rodeo and Harlequin clowns. Rodeo clowns were bred to look after livestock including other clowns so they're social and naturally protective, requiring minimal training. Harlequins are more intimidating since their wild counterparts hunt in packs like wolves, so they're more calculating and will require more training on your part. If you're looking for gaurd clowns that are intimidating due to size you can also consider a Carnival clowns but it's sort of a gentle giant situation. Ofcourse there are also Scary clowns but other than being expensive to purchase, I've been told that they are more bark than bite and will require extensive training to take action in realistic home intruder scenarios.