#clumsy?

[mystic-hysteria]

[solraneth-archive]

I managed to hit myself in the face with shower head... well done, me

[pointystars]

I never relate to the struggles of infomercial actors as hard as when I'm drunk

[cathquessir]

Call me weird but I love it when my legs are covered in bruises. It just means that I’ve been living.

[inwhichvincent]

It’s nice to know that when life has me reaching under a desk for that hard to reach whatever, fate will go that extra mile to make me sneeze and smack my forehead.