Summary: Short little scenarios where you cuddle with a few of the Hazbin Hotel characters.
Contents: Fluff, lots of fluff, cuddles, allusions to smut, no actual smut
Adam
You were quick, way too damn quick. One second you're sitting next to him on the couch, and the next you're in his lap, arms wrapping around him as you snuggle up. "Whoa, what the fuck?" He questions, shifting beneath you in surprise, only for you to wrap your arms tighter around him. "What the hell are you doing? Are we about to bang?" You frown at him, slapping his hands away as they immediately reach out to your chest, his grin disappearing as quickly as it came.
"We're cuddling, Adam. You don't know what that is?" You correct him gently, pressing a light kiss to his cheek. "No sex, just cuddles." He blinks in confusion, hands coming to rest on your hips, this movement much more chaste than his last attempted one.
"What do we do?" He asks, "This shit's confusing, babe."
You chuckle, a smile making its way onto your face. "We just snuggle, Adam, enjoy each other's company." You lean in, giving him a sweet kiss before you reach out to gently play with the soft, golden feathers of his wings. He hesitates in the unfamiliar territory, then he wraps you in his arms, pulling you closer as he begins to relax.
"This... is nice." He murmurs, leaning back with closed eyes. You have to admit, it's not very often you get to see this side of him; less cocky and more genuine, and it's wonderful. Maybe it'd be worth doing more cuddle attacks.
Abel
You woke with a long yawn, stretching as you opened your eyes to sunlight filtering in through the silk curtains of your shared bedroom. You tried to sit up, only to be pulled back down by a soft, golden wing, Abel bringing you closer. You let out another yawn, letting yourself give in to his grasp as he shuffled to wrap his arms around you.
"Good morning, sleepyhead." You murmured, voice soft as you greeted him, smiling at the sight of his messy blonde hair. He always looked so adorable in the mornings, never failing to make you melt at just the sight of him.
"I don't wanna get out of bed," he replied, his other wing coming to join in on keeping you trapped on the bed, and his arms. "Can't we just cuddle all day?" He asked sleepily, "I promise I'll give you all the kisses you want if you let us." Honestly, it wasn't something you were opposed to, but unfortunately, you still had stuff to do and errands to run.
"How about this," you smiled, kissing his forehead, "if you get out of bed, I'll give you all the kisses you want. Is it a deal?" He returned your smile, leaning in and kissing you.
"It's a deal if you add pancakes to the arrangement." He grinned, wings moving to let you free. "Oh! Can we put blueberries in them, too?"
God, you loved him.
Vox
"Why are you mad at me?" He interrogated, voice sharp with annoyance as he poured himself a glass of whiskey in his office. You shot him a glare before looking back down at your phone, scrolling through your social media feed. He rolled his eyes, leaning over your shoulder. "What are you looking at that's more important than me?"
"Velvette posted a new photo," you answered plainly, "she looks good in it." Then you went back to scrolling, continuing to ignore him. If he wanted to do the same to you with whatever the fuck he did around Hell, then so would you. Two could play at that game.
"Vox!" You hissed as your phone went black, eyes shooting up to scowl at the demon in question, who had just quite possibly electrocuted your phone beyond repair. "Do you know how expensive that was!?" You growled, earning yet another roll of eyes from him.
"I'll buy you a new one that's actually worth something," He retorted snidely, walking over to his swivel chair and sitting down. He spread out his arms, inviting you to come to him. "Let's cuddle," he smirked, "it's clear you want attention, even if you're acting like a bitch to get it." You let out a small rebellious 'hmph' before taking his offer, sitting in his lap.
One arm wrapped around your waist, holding you steady as his other hand threaded itself through your hair, absentmindedly playing with it. You relaxed, leaning into him, your head coming to rest on his chest. "I hate you." You mumble defiantly, with no real malice in your voice.
He laughs, pressing soft kisses to your face. "Sure you do. Don't worry, I'll start paying more attention to you, but for now, let's just enjoy this."
Characters :: Sun + Moon (Fnaf), Flo (Where the Spotlight Lingers), Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom), Pierrot + Harlequin + Jester (The Freak Circus), Jestyn (Kingdom of Marrionettes), ADULT!Prototype (Poppy Playtime), Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)
WC :: 3k+
Warnings :: Mentions of Intimacy, 18+ Subject, NOT proofread, Prototype is an ADULT for this as an AU, Mention of Virginity, Mention of sexual Jokes, Mention of BDSM, Shortly mentioned Poly relationship between You, Fizzarolli and Asmodeus.
Sun/Sundrop (Fnaf Security Breach)
☀️ Sun is extremely caring in any shape or form, So the first thing he'll do is check up on you! Taking a tentacle that deep can be quite painful for some in the ass afterall.
☀️ He'd tell you how good it was with you and how happy you made him! <3
☀️ Before you even got started with...Ykw. He prepared a corner in his room for when you're done that included: Medicine, moon gummies, Cold water and a towel.
☀️ Sunny also made sure that you were comfortable with him at the beginning and end of it, your safety AND enjoyment are his top priorities.
☀️ When he's done making sure you're okay he will cuddle with you in his "nest" wich is basically just a pile of blankets and pillows lol
☀️ He'd trace his metal fingers over your back gently, whispering sweet nothings into your ear and telling you how good you took him.
☀️ Incase you were in any pain poor sunny would Be frantic and full on panic mode, he made YOU hurt. YOU. The love of his life for Crayons sake!
☀️ Sunny puts something cold over any sore spot, and wash you for you, and wraps you in cozy blankets and fluffs up your pillow. Only the coziest coziness for you!
☀️ He doesn't get tired so soon afterwards since he's an animatronic, the only way he'd really be tired is if his battery was now short after so much movement.
☀️ And even if he was tired, he would stay awake to make sure you're cared for and deeply asleep so Moonie could take over again and make sure the daycare is ready.
☀️ Overall In my opinion, he is a 10/10 when it comes to aftercare. Caring, Doting, and overall sweet! Although still quite energetic afterwards.
Moon/Moondrop (Fnaf Security Breach)
🌕 Moonie is similar to his brighter counterpart when it comes to caring for you afterwards.
🌕 Strong feeling that Moon has more "learning experience" in this field and knows how to do a better aftercare, Since Sun is very strict with inappropriate things.
🌕 moon would also prepare stuff inside their shared room for when you two were done with ykw. though Moon would have more water than blankets.
🌕 Out of the Two animatronics, moon will ensure your slumber is soon as he knows that humans get tired quite easily and are usually groggy in the morning.
🌕 He wouldn't be opposed to you staying up a bit longer, but he won't let you for too long. After all of that your body needs to gain energy.
🌕 Moonie will bring you comfortable night wear after a well needed shower, and a soft blanket. You'll still be sleeping in their room.
🌕 Moonie will stay with you until the lights turn back on and Sunnie comes out to take the day shift.
🌕 He isn't tired like you, it takes much more than that to lower his battery to almost nothing. he was meant to kind of be a guard dog to the pizzeria anyways.
🌕 When you're fast asleep He also makes sure to check the security cameras and delete any footage that may have picked up either of your activities or noises.
🌕 His voice. HIS VOICE..After everything his voice kind of became a deeper tone and a bit more Raspy, Not the "i smoked 500 cigarettes" raspy though lmao.
🌕 I would also give moon a 10/10 when it comes to aftercare, He's also very attentive just like Sunnie. But honestly i prefer him over Sun because I wouldn't be able to handle an energetic blob after allat.
Flo/Flora (Where The Spotlight Lingers)
🎭 Flo is both a Tall charming fella, and a VERY very...Kinky one too at that. Hell if you've seen the creators tumblr asks you would KNOW that Flo is a freak in the sheets.
🎭 And as they Also said..Flo is a Virgin, Baby boy was a virgin and YOU now own his V-Card. it's safe to say Flo doesn't really know much about aftercare and how to deal with you at first.
🎭 If you told him what to do and how to take care of you, he will oblige and do just that as you told him!
🎭 Given his Nature and species I don't think Flo would need really much of an aftercare, Sure he'll take a bath with you and you can give him a little massage. But overall he wouldn't need anything in specific.
🎭 I don't think he would have anything medical or such on stand by, but he'd be very willing to get you anything from the Infirmary zone not too far away.
🎭 Speaking of Infirmary zone, if you got injured or anything and he cannot treat you on his own. He would be EXTREMELY flustered and shy if anybody there asked how you got hurt.
🎭 Big spoon baby, He will cuddle you afterwards and make sure you're comfortable while he whispers little nicknames into your ear in Italian.
🎭 You might even catch him calling you petnames in english, but he prefers Italian.
🎭 Nuzzles himself into you but doesn't fall asleep aswell after everything, he's on guard and hopes to whatever deity is out there that the Ringmaster doesn't catch either of you.
🎭 I give flo a 7/10 when it comes to Aftercare, Mainly because he's inexperienced but that's okay! you live and you learn anyways. :3c
Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
🥛 Shadow Milk is a cocky and smug bastard, literally the first thing on his mind when you two are finished he's all "yeah i tapped that" all smug and proud.
🥛 He was the Fount of Knowledge so he knows what to do and how to care for you, and tending to any possible wounds that he may inflicted during sexy time.
🥛 His blue fingers will gently rub your scalp and hair after he told you to get a warm bath with him to rinse all the fluids away and sweat.
🥛 Will throw a few jokes here and there about the situation, But he grows soft during Aftercare knowing that you most likely need to calm down from all of that.
🥛 Shadow Milk will grow a bit tired no matter if he was top or bottom etc, He may be one of the Beast cookies but he can be a bit more affected by After sex Tiredness.
🥛 Wouldn't be Tired tired though like you, maybe a few yawns here and there but nothing big.
🥛 If you needed More blankets or pillows he will order candy apple cookie or black sapphire cookie to get you whatever you need.
🥛 why won't he do it himself? mmhh it's too cozy for him to move, especially when your body temperature is so warm and nice against his cool body.
🥛 He'll call you loads and loads of petnames when you're asleep like "My cutie Patootie!~" or something like "Sweet little Cookie <3" but deny it in the morning.
🥛 Shadow Milk gets a 9/10 from me because he was the fount of knowledge, he'll have a lot of ideas and knows what to do. -1 point because I couldn't handle him doing "ball" jokes.
Pierrot (The Freak Circus)
🍊 Another creator confirmed Virgin on the list :DD !! yet again doesn't know about Aftercare or what to do without you telling him on what you need.
🍊 Pierrot is strong but would never hurt you even if you asked him to, so chances of you getting hurt during ykw are very very low. That means anything medical isn't needed.
🍊 but IF there was something from the low chances he would be taking you to Doctor in his tent so he can tend to your wounds bite marks etc.
🍊 Pierrot wouldn't leave the tent though while you're examined and treated. Sure doctor is part of his Family but you are his top priority.
🍊 if you wanted to take a bath he would be joining you even though he is like over what? 6ft? i don't remember but he is very big.
🍊 Incase you did ykw with pierrot in his real form he wouldn't be able to fit, But he would be so so greatful and blushing so hard if you washed him regardless.
🍊 Big and cozy cuddles and hugs. he'd cling to you like a koala and nuzzle his face into your skin.
🍊 Did i mention yet he is BIG on skin to skin contact? he loves hearing your fast heartbeat after you two were done with the deed.
🍊 He would let you stroke his horns if his Bell adoned hat wasn't on his head. I mean can you imagine him doing you and you just hear the stupid bells ringing?
🍊 Sometimes you can hear him purring as he sleep afterwards when you are. But it's subtle and sometimes loud.
🍊 Baby boy Pierrot is getting a 8/10 for me, The minus points because of his strength imo because he is god damn strong and im scared of his voice power.
Harlequin (The Freak Circus)
🍋🟩 Harlequin is Experienced, Well experienced in sex But in Aftercare? Very foreign. He doesn't rub off as an Aftercare guy, more as in "get the job done and feel good"
🍋🟩 But let's say you two are in a very close relationship where he became a bit softer, He will start doing aftercare with you.
🍋🟩 You had to teach him though and tell him that the human body needs it after Spicy time to lessen the pain and to give the body a rest etc.
🍋🟩 At first he just gave you a glass of water and a blanket and that's it, You just had to hit him over the head and tell him to do more.
🍋🟩 Slowly he adapted more to Aftercare, He gave you some medicine. Made/got you some food, ice cold water. And asked you if you wanted to wash up.
🍋🟩 he will also Throw jokes your way, But lesser use of petnames than Pierrot might use for you. And if he does i believe it's something like "Sweetheart" or "Brat/Mouse"
🍋🟩 surprisingly if you did it with him in his monster form and started caressing his tentacles he would let out a soft sigh under his breath.
🍋🟩 He felt a bit self conscious about his Real form, not knowing if you would've end up staying or leaving him for it. But it felt good to just let go.
🍋🟩 Also another Non-Tired after sex person, But rather than staying by your side the whole night he would go out of his tent once in a while.
🍋🟩 No doubt would tease Pierrot about pulling someone that hot and would ask him if he heard your sweet sounds.
🍋🟩 I give Harlequin a 6/10 For Aftercare imo, It would take a lot of improvement on his behalf but he tries his best.
🫐 Jester is a hit and miss for me honestly, It feels like he has no experience because he dislikes humans... But when you two did it, it didn't seem like inexperience.
🫐 You have to be REALLY really close to him to even CONSIDER aftercare, he mainly just saw you as a little mice he kept as a pet.
🫐 And if he does consider giving you any aftercare, it'll feel like just being tossed a towel towards you and "do it yourself"
🫐 He sees you as semi capable of handling yourself. So he doesn't really need to be all schmoozie woozie with you. he's not Pierrot.
🫐 While you would lay exhausted in wherever you decided to do it in his Tent, he would start going over the finances and paperwork of the circus.
🫐 His job is important to him afterall, otherwise the circus would probably and most likely be in shambles.
🫐 But Jester would always scan your facial expressions, The mouth may lie but the eyes show the truth behind the sacred words.
🫐 Tiredness? Barely exists in his world, You can expect him to be tired from the stress and paperwork and having to deal with humans. But after sex? Not really.
🫐 He does care about you still deep down, Just like most others he would Send you to Doctor if you were injured and such. and it's most likely you will be from him.
🫐 But if you fall asleep from exhaustion he would linger around for a little while. unable to tear his eyes off of your body.
🫐 I would give Jester a 3/10 honestly to be fair, Mainly because of the rare aftercare and how he focuses on something entirely else.
Jestyn (Kingdom Of Marionettes)
🎭 Jestyn is The kinkiest little bastard out of everyone here, and he is experienced. Albeit his experience ended up being... Traumatic so to say from Crownus.
🎭 But Jestyn is another Aftercare king, Also a freak in the sheets but he will prepare something for you before you got started.
🎭 He knows you need the support after god knows how many rounds of BDSM it's been, but y'all do know that exhaustion can come very quickly.
🎭 It didn't matter if Jestyn was topping or bottoming he would firstly check up on you before he tends to himself, his majesty always comes first.
🎭 He would caress your arm and back Gently and massage your shoulders, telling you how much he loves you and needs you.
🎭 He'd bathe with you totally, would wash your body and hair if you allow him to. he'll let you wash his hair too if you asked him.
🎭 If you were injured or anything from sexy time he would teleport any items you need straight towards you and patch you right up.
🎭 If you tended to him even if there were no bruises or cracks in his porcelain he would shiver in delight, And just stare at you with hearts in his eyes.
🎭 Jestyn doesn't seem to really get tired afterwards most of the time, But he can get tired from it. Especially if you REALLY really bang him hard enough and long enough.
🎭 Prefers sleeping with you while cuddling, taking care of each other until sunrise or when your shift is over and you need to leave.
🎭 Jestyn gets a 10/10 from me, might be biased or maybe not who knows. But Jestyn is really sweet and cares a lot about you.
Prototype/Ollie (Poppy Platime)
🕷️ The Prototype is a Virgin, He's inexperienced BUT he is good in the medical field aside from all the operations he's done on the toys.
🕷️ You had to teach him everything, From the sex itself and to the aftercare and how to properly deal with you.
🕷️ It was no issue for him to deal with any pains, injuries or scars he has given you from sexy time. He has medical stuff on stand-by given your human statue.
🕷️ But aftercare itself when it came to comforting you and being there is foreign for him.
🕷️ He would've left the room after everything was done to give you and him some space to collect your things, afterall he's never done something like this.
🕷️ But when you ask him to stay and be here with you, He would lower his mechanical spider legs and sit/lay next to you.
🕷️ Bathing would be difficult since Playtime Co is just a factory basically so they mainly have showers not bathtubs.
🕷️ He would've bathed you but due to his sharp pointed fingers he refrains himself and just watched from the shadows.
🕷️ But if he showered with you it would be even more awkward, imagine a giant spider trying to even fit his fead under the shower head.
🕷️ He'd take care of himself and bring you to one of the abandoned rooms that an orphan once housed and let you sleep.
🕷️ Prototype totally watches you sleep with curiosity and fascination. And sits in the corner to gusrd you. He doesn't need sleep and doesn't get tired anymore.
🕷️ I give him a 7/10 due to his medical knowledge and atuff, But overall tending to you is a bit low. He tries but it's very clear he's unused to this.
Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)
🐸 Nowhere near a Virgin and nowhere near inexperienced when it comes to Aftercare, especially with how often he was with Asmodeus.
🐸 He's so experienced you'd think he originated in the Lust ring with how slippery he is, but luckily he's very attentive.
🐸 since his limbs are out of elastic metals he can just stretch his arms to wherever and quickly get you a glass of water and a cold towel.
🐸 He'd ask if you wanted to use a vibrator to calm down and stimulate yourself out of the tiredness.
🐸 He would get slightly tired, he used to get really tired during his first times but he's used to it by now and adapted.
🐸 Will ask YOU if you wanna take a bath with him or wanna wait while he takes one. If you accept he will cuddle into your back while he washes your hair.
🐸 Fizzarolli would grow even softer if you caressed his broken horns and cleaned him too, especially his body that wasn't destroyed like his chest.
🐸 although his small structure, his raspy voice remains the same even after all of that. and it'll grow raspier when you're having a quiet moment together.
🐸 At the point where you accidentally or purposely got hurt during sex he'll look through the medicine cabinet, and if nothing was left he'd take a trip to Sloth.
🐸 Or he would ask Asmodeus or Blitzo if they have anything for your injuries...But Fizz is pretty proud of his work regardless.
🐸 Froggy boy would prepare the bed for you to sleep in and get cuddly with him and go to sleep together even if he ain't tired.
🐸 I give Fizzarolli a 10/10, good in bed and good in aftercare. And a total cuddle bug to make the night comfortable as hell.
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This took me so long to write, if this flops im qutting bro 😭🙏 If you're wondering why Jester from "Trapped with Jester" isn't here, i got lazy and done with this. i might add him later.
"Why is The Prototype here?!" Listen this is my Fanfic and he is stated clearly as an adult here 😭 if u don't like it don't read it. JUST BLOCK ME u don't have to repost or comment etc, Just block me :3
⋆｡ﾟYou have a tendency to accidentally make them jealous ﾟ｡⋆
— Blitzø, Vox, Verosika, Lucifer
Blitzø fucking hates going to clubs and bars with you given that it always ends with him getting into a fight and sometimes even killing people. If you weren’t so dense when it came to telling when someone is flirting with you it’d be easier, you were more than capable of handling yourself, but you were always oblivious to others advances. Well, at least he enjoys killing.
Vox zips around Pride Circle like a man possessed when he sees someone flirting with you when he checks in on you through his cameras. He appears next to your side, hand on your waist instantly, and greets you with a wide smile that turns into something mean when he looks at your company. They scurry off with a scared expression and he makes a mental note to find their address later.
Verosika and you both have jealousy issues. She’s always getting hit on due to her looks and status and it frustrates you. But you don’t seem to notice how she has the same problem. You get hit on almost as much as her, to the point where she stays glued to you when you two go out. When someone tries to approach you, she’ll instantly start up gross levels of PDA to get them to leave.
Lucifer tries to awkwardly steer you away from the person hitting on you, and when they persist he just goes full demon mode. He’s not very good at hiding his emotions and you just don’t seem to grasp when someone is coming onto you, so sue him. If he has to intimidate a couple of sinners here or there it’s not even really his fault. He’s just protecting you, it just happens to be very aggressive.
it’s been awhile since i’ve done one of these, is it good?
How grammarly looks at me after I forced it to correct the most panty wetting, disgusting, mouth foaming, eye-rolling, leg shaking smut scene I’ve ever written
Rosie, Crimson, Alastor, Valentino, Stolas and Ozzie with a reader who is much, much younger than them
Rosie
Rosie had been in Hell for a long, long time before she met you.
So in the grand scheme of things most demons in Hell were younger than her.
But you were special~
You were here special boo, the pair having met after a hunt, you having brought her the finest cut of demonic flesh you could find and despite your youth you earned her attention.
You'd do just the same, partly to curry favour with the Overlord but also because she would share the meal with you, the two of you sharing some rather entertaining moments over one of her home cooked meal.
Those meals often leading to tender moments together.
Things would grow surprisingly fast, you being so young and bold, eager to earn her attention and doing so in spectacular fashion, always happy to show off your hunting abilities.
And after some bold gifts, sweet words and shows of youthful bravado, you and Rosie would become an Item.
The differences were readily evident.
From your lingo, to mannerisms.
Really, Rosie found it interesting and adorable in equal measure.
She had her own style, preferring her old school boutique, but that didnt mean she couldnt appreciate modern culture.
The woman finding your respect for women rather refreshing, seeing them as your equals as opposed to many in her day.
Other than that there was of course other things she liked, your wit and sense of gallows humour, all the many interesting things youd seen and learnt thanks to modern technology.
You always having some interesting comment or note to make.
But there was issues. Your reliance on modern tech irked the woman greatly.
Rosie especially hostile to any Vox tech and related products.
The woman shutting down any idea of bringing technology into your shared spaces, TVs or other such electronic media.
They just didnt mesh with her.
And yes there were the odd squabble, a fight over something, normally you wanting to 'modernise things', Rosie shutting that straight down.
And yeah, you had your fights. The woman having a bad tendency to snap at you like a child.
Something you reacted quite harshly too.
But even after your fights, taking your time apart to calm yourselves down, youd eventually find your way back to her.
Often with a fresh kill, offering it up as a peace offering.
The two of you different, yes. But you still loved each other.
Even if Rosie was hiding something...
Crimson
You were something truly special in Crimson's eyes.
A young Mafioso with some class.
Not honour mind you, honour was for fools and fucking idiots.
But you were as capable as he could dream of.
You actually met at a sit down, the man shocked the 'big new name on Greed' was some young punk.
But sure enough, you proved yourself just as cut throat as he was, slashing some shmucks throat.
And thats really saying something.
You approached the whole Mobster lifestyle with a vigor and joy that almost unnerved him.
You bordered on psychotic and if he couldnt see the calculating edge to your gaze, hed thought you were a loon.
But sure enough, youd quickly amassed quite the empire.
Crimson, ever the opportunist, eagerly formed an alliance with you.
The Aging Don eagerly riding your coat tails to prominence.
But despite his attempts to remain on the outskirts, to pick at your scraps and take his rewards and avoid consequence.
You... you took a special interest in the man.
You kept him very close, as bold and domineering as you could be.
He initially had no interest in you onside of strengthening himswlf, but you forced his hand, and despite initial resistance he quickly found himself in your embrace.
He was reluctant to give in initially, you having to threaten and seduce the man in equal parts, but the man did eventually find himself enjoying your youthful zeal.
Crimson finding your ruthlessness and know how a refreshing change of pace compared to the usual punks on the Ring, especially for a youngster like you.
There was of course some generational chaffing.
You didnt hold much water with the old Mafia lifestyle, not to say you didnt dig the aesthetic, suits, fedoras and Tommy guns, you had the style down pat.
But other, more traditional Mobster rules and codes, you didnt care much for that.
I mean, so neither Crimson, but he at least pretended to follow the old ways.
There was a sense of understanding with those rules.
They gave a sense of guidance, order, helped to keep his image.
Image. That was a bug thing for Crismon.
The man never let himself look weak, ever.
But you, youd happily look weak, vulnerable, whatever it took if it helped you win in the end.
The ends justified the means and that was something Crimson would never wrap his head around.
You needed strength, needed Rules else it was just anarchy.
But with you, it wasnt.
Cause you didnt leave anybody else to make it anarchy.
You dominated the Ring the same way you dominated him.
With a soft word, a bold smile and a firm grasp on their balls.
The man, while he'd never admit it, he enjoyed your domineering personality.
He enjoyed control, enjoyed asserting power over others.
It was his thing.
But you, the way you so effortlessly made the man stutter or feel fluttery in his chest.
It was a whole new game, one he found himself quite enjoying, even if he wasnt in control.
And you still let him have his fun, controlling his own little kingdom.
But at the end of the day, you were his, and you made sure he knew it.
Ironically, you wouldn't allow the Chaz event to go down, likely killing the idiot after seeing through his plan.
Though you still would meet Moxxie, the man seeing his father submit to you in a peculiar display.
You'd part, you being his new step parent.
Well, it was awkward but nothing like the events of the original timeline, Crimson wrapped around your little finger.
Alastor
Alastor was incredibly smug in your relationship.
Not at all scared to inform you that Radios were the superior form of media.
And despite his smug demeanour, the man was rather protective of you.
Sure, you were an adult, obviously, but the man still saw you as a defenceless little thing.
And yes, compared to himself, you essentially were. But that didnt make it any less annoying when he babied you.
The man fussing over you, always feeling like he had to watch out for you.
And well, due to Alastor not being as feared as he once was, well that was kind of necessary.
Of course you got back at him.
The name 'old man' was one of your favourites. 'Radio Dancer' when you were feeling playful.
You were never scared of him, somwthing that fascinated the man.
Too many 'Television Showings' as Alastor liked to say.
And as such you never hesitated to tease the man, something that always got you that tight lipped smile he wore when he was annoyed and tried to hide it.
Of course man only listened to radio, treating any Television like a personal affront to him, which in a way it kinda was.
But honestly, you loved the mans old school style.
The southern flare and classy lifestyle was a surprisingly enthralling way to live, even if the man kept changing your clothes with his powers without your say so.
Mix that with the mans Radio presenter personality and there was rarely a dull moment between the two of you.
The man lording his 'experience and wisdom' over you, you happy to call him an 'old man with outdated tunes'.
Though that was a bit too far, you having to apologise for that slight to his ego, something he only accepted if you danced with him.
Which of course, you did.
The two of you danced all the time, mostly just you following his lead, but hey, you both had fun.
And thats all that matters.
You would try and introduce him to knew things, and the man would even appreciate a few of your 'modern tunes' only on radio of course, but Alastor was a man who knew what he liked.
What he wanted.
He would say you were all he ever wanted, but you never quite bought it.
The way his smile strained made the whole thing feel off.
But regardless, you loved him.
No matter if he was an old man.
Valentino
Valentino... enjoyed lopsided power dynamics.
Which was easy for the man, since hes, ya know? An Overlord.
But still, the age difference, that was... something he enjoyed.
The man relishing the idea of you being so much younger.
Some young defenceless demon who he could hold to his liking.
To make you match his tastes.
As someone who had so much to learn.
And Val... Val was a very eager teacher~
It would hardly be the healthiest relationship, Valentino having a big soft spot for you, the man taking a... special approach for you.
He had a way of separating you from his usual Pimp like activities.
He certainly wouldn't treat you the same way he treated Angel or his other 'workers' but still, he was an Overlord.
And as such he would always put his image over you.
That was something you could accept, especially with how Valentino spoiled you. Treating you to all of Hells luxuries.
Especially if they made both of you feel good.
And he made sure they always made you feel good.
The Moth demon was a selfish lover, his needs always came first.
But he had an particular interest in making you feel good.
It was new for him, putting someone else's pleasure over his own, and he enjoyed it.
Well, enjoyed watching you gasp, moan and whine, quivering beneath him as he had his fun.
You were his.
All his~
Stolas
Stolas, the ever loving and goofy owl man that he was, didn't care about your age.
I mean, he was well into his thirties, and would live for well, ever.
But while he may have some minor concerns with your age gap, worried about the power imbalance, he couldnt deny it felt like something straight out of one of his Novellas.
A young rogue swooping in to claim the aged, love hungry man from his dull, soul crushing life.
Sweeping him off his feet and showering him with the love and passion he desperately craved.
And while he was initially concerned about your age gap, your age would absolutely play a part in the bedroom.
I mean, yeah, there'd be kinky stuff goin' on.
The man would most definitely use your age and inexperience against you, eager to show and explore all the wonders of intimacy with the man, the two of you as inexperienced as the other.
A wonderful bonding moment for the two of you.
But hed make it fun, make sure you enjoyed it as much as he did~
And sure, Stolas could be a total Dad about things, the man always fussing over you, sometimes a little too concerned over you.
But it was also pretty sweet.
The DILF always making sure you were comfortable.
Have you eaten? Are you hungry?
Are you cold? Need a blanket?
How was your day? Do you need a hug? Did anything interesting happen?
Is something wrong? Do you wanna cuddle?
Do you want dinner? Or a bath? Or... me?
The man fussed over you almost as much as you two had sex. And thats saying something cause you two boned like, every day. Normally more than once.
But it all came from a place of love, even if you were like, half his age. None of that mattered for the Goetia.
Love. Thats all that mattered to the man.
And he eagerly showed it every chance he got.
Stolas didnt care for your age, just that he had you.
Ozzie
Look, Ozzie is like, old.
Really old.
Like, really, really, reeeeaaallly old.
So for him literally everyone that wasnt a Sin or a Morningstar, well, they were practically a child.
Not the sort of thought he liked to have about someone he has sex with, but it was true none the less.
You were young. True.
But the man had long since found the way to communicate with the younger and newer generations.
...
Sex.
The two of you had hot, heavy, steamy sex day and night. And day and night and day and-
Well, you get the idea.
Hes fhe Sin of Lust.
What did you expect?!
And between those steamy moments, the two of you curled up, Ozzie giving you all the TLC you could need.
He was a bit of a master in that regard, as you could expect.
It was those warm touches and soft tender words, that you expressed your love with each other.
His powerful hand sliding down your body, cupping your cheek.
His warmth and gentle embrace.
Your hand on his furry cheek, staring into those warm eyes.
You loved him.
You never needed to say it.
You never expected him to say it back.
And in a way that only made Ozzie love you even more.
Your age truly didnt matter because he loved you, and you him.
Im so tired of these hypersexual!reader x character fanfics....
HYPERSEXUALITY ISNT JUST BEING REALLY HORNY ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!
I genuinely need people to do research on it before even touching hypersexuality. It isn't even a sexuality either, it's a fucking DISORDER!!! Stop treating it like it's a lgbtq+ identity, stop treating it as just "really horny" or "having a high sex drive"!!
It's caused by other disorders and trauma, so stop writing us like this! We arent some sex beasts, were struggling people who are having to deal with these unwanted thoughts and feelings almost everyday!
