May 22, 2016
Meghan, speaking in monotone to Siri: “Young Thug.”
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Meghan, speaking in monotone to Siri: “Young Thug.”
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Meghan, on getting a written warning
"Twerk it a bit."
Dan Sharpley
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Lindsey (who is never getting a government job)
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Lindsey
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Lindsey