#cob scion

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Reblog the post for Rex’s scion to stop hoarding all the Respect Women Juice

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How I think the Blan Crew would do on the Blank Hunter Exam

Jericho - he would fail at every level. I’d say Jay would maybe let him pass to not get fired, but he wouldn't even get to the field part. The written exam is written (need I say more), and in this hypothetical he’d have to pretend to be human, so he’d have no scion and the combat part would hand his ass to him

Claude - would pass like it’s nobody’s business. Written exam? Probably wouldn't even need to study. Combat part? Pray for those animal blanks. Field part? Jay and the twins are going down. He could get away with using his blank leg bc all he’d need to hide it would be pants, but he wouldn’t even need it

Bell - she’d probably pass if you gave her a weekend’s notice. Would need to study a bit for the written exam and would probably feel a little bad about the combat part and maybe the field (if she had to go after one of the twins), but she could definitely pull it off

Nia - would brutalize the entire test almost as much as Claude would. Might struggle a bit on the field since she wouldn’t be able to safely clip through walls, but she’d still get it done

Rex - doubt it. I’m including him again bc he’s fully developed now, which I don’t think would affect performance on the written and combat parts, but would screw him over on the field. He has the new advantage of being used to having lungs, but he can’t jump a roof and rely on his lack of bones to keep him alive, so his chances are slim

Rex’s scion - could only pass via pity. It could get through the written part bc it knows everything Rex does, and could take down those animal blanks even without using abilities, but it would die on the field part. It’s not used to having lungs and muscles that can get tired, so it would probably be a near perfect imitation of wheezing Shnee in 10 minutes flat. If Jay doesn’t see it murder the animal blanks, he might let it pass just to keep his job

Jericho’s scion - nope. It has the potential to pass the written exam bc I think it would be better at using context clues to figure things out and guess correctly than Jericho, and even if it’s pretending to be human it could probably get through the combat part with sheer rage. But it would absolutely fail the field part for the same reasons I listed for Rex’s scion, plus it’s got Jericho’s useless twig body

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Had a reference photo saved for ages and literally JUST realized how much it fits our cunty little wet cat

Highkey been brainrotting about this little motherfucker, I cANNOT WAIT until we get all the character development the author’s been hinting at.

On a style note tho, I actually for once don’t hate my tendency to use really saturated colors. It kind of just works with this one for some reason??

On a character note I can’t actually say anything about it because it’s entire existence is a MASSIVE spoiler, so damn looks like you’ll just have to go read the story and support the author (nudge nudge nudge thousand winks cough)

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Jericho: we’re almost perfect

Jericho’s scion: bitch we ARE perfect excuse me????!?

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some lil memey drawings

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-Be Rex

-Listen to Jericho when he says that showing the world you’re alive is a good idea

-Crash a public speech by standing on a roof screaming into a megaphone

-Forget that “the world” includes Aunt Lauro

-Remain blissfully ignorant of the fact that your pissed af godmother is tracking your ass down like a fucking bloodhound

-If you had a nickel every time Aunt Lauro introduced herself to your friends by kicking the door down you’d have two nickels

-Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s only happened twice

-Watch Jericho and his scion actually think they can do shit against her

-Watch Jericho and his scion go through the ass whooping of a lifetime

-Learn that your scion is capable of fear

-Spend the next four hours fearing for your life as Aunt Lauro unloads five months worth of yelling

-The last anyone sees of you is your godmother dragging you out the door with your tail between your legs

-Aunt Lauro turns around last minute to tell Nia it’s good to see her, come by sometime to see the pictures Josephine’s moms sent

-Series finale, roll end credits

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Look, all I’m saying is I don’t think Rex realizes how grateful he should be that his scion hasn’t used its powers of cute to do things like take people’s money

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So we know from the episode where Jericho’s scion is sent with Bell to get Desmond to watch Rex that the scions can just be streaks on the ground if they want, and we also know from this week’s episode that the scions not only can but are totally willing to throw down

So basically what I’m getting at here is if they were both pissed off enough, one of the scions could essentially look like a laser and the other scion would be reduced to a cat