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Beck: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Portnova: *blushing* I—

Perseus, butting into the conversation: Bell is perfect, thanks for asking.

Portnova: That is not a weapon of advanced technology.

Beck, holding a carved rock: Nope! But it shall prove vital in battle!

Stitch, making sure 911 is on speed dial: Go ahead, be stupid.

Perseus: New rule! Those who are married get special treatment!

Stone: *wraps an arm around Portnova* I'm married, sir!

Beck: *glares at him*

Portnova: *confused* You are married?

Ingo Beck, you like Portnova don't you?

Beck is an man that is handsome and loves Portnova because they have similar things and I'm just fangirling too hard ignore me help

Portnova: *holds up Bell* BECK!!! We must adopt this sweet little thing!

Beck: *blushes* But that'll make us...parents

Portnova: *oblivious and squeezing the life out of Bell* SO CUTE!!!! *starts cooing in Russian*

Bell: *smirks smugly at Beck* Better not upset mom, dad

Beck: ...you little shit-

Stone: There. How do I look?

Beck: Like a cheap French harlot.

Stone: French?!

Beck: *admiring a sleeping Portnova* You’re so cute.

Portnova: *sleepily* I could beat your ass.

Beck: *lovingly* I know.

#cod beck