#cod quotes

[141wh0re]

Out of Pocket Shit w Y/N pt. 2

*Y/N drifting the Humvee in the desert of Urzikstan, Tokyo Drift thumping over the intercom*

*Soap sitting in the passenger seat, hand firmly gripped on the handle*

Y/N: I WONDER IF YOU KNOW HOW THEY LIVE IN TOKYO

Soap: IF YOU SEEN IT, THEN YOU MEAN IT, THEN YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO GO

-Later in Price's office-

Y/N: Cap-

Price: Not a fuckin word, Sergeant.

Soap: But Cap-

Price: *deep inhale* Who the hell left you two with the bloody keys?!

Ghost: *glares at Y/N, mouthing* not a fuckin word.

Soap: It was Gaz!

Gaz: *bewildered* I DON'T EVEN HAVE ACCESS TO THE BLOODY KEYS! IT WAS GHOST.

Ghost: 👁️👄👁️

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[poorlywoventhread]

Sighing Y/N dug out a lighter from their pocket. To keep their hands occupied, realising the flame, then quenching it.

Y/N: "Want?"

Ghost responded by pulling out a cigarette tucked away within the folds of his clothing..

Ghost: You dont even smoke. Why do you carry that thing around?

Y/N: You know me. running around. Living life. Committing arson.

[simpingoverquestionablemen]

[deadbranch]

You: "Do you believe in destiny? Signs? Or is everything just...chance?"

Soap: "If my throbbing genitalia isn't a sign we were meant ta be together then I don't know what is..."

You:

Soap: "Oh Christ, ye were serious. Can we please start over?"

[swordymacaroni]

Random Stuff the Cod Men Would Say

A/N- Children, don't stay up till 3:47 am like I did

Warnings-Language/Ghost being depressed as always

R/N: I hate when I wake up and-

Simon: I hate when I wake up in general.

*on the phone*

R/N: I'm breaking up

Soap: I'm pReGnAnT

R/N: 

Soap: 

R/N: I meant the phone call

Soap: I panicked

Ghost: "What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? 

Gaz: No! PLEASE-

Ghost: It becomes daytrogen.

Ghost: Good nitrogen. 

Ghost with an evil smirk: Sleep tightrogen. 

Ghost, almost giggling: Don't let the bugs bitrogen."

Gaz, doing breathing exercises: That concussion on our last mission got to him.

R/N: Are you a tea person or a coffee person?

Price: R/N. Love.

Price: I am hardly even a person.

R/N: ( • ᴖ • ｡)

Price: 

Price: Coffee. 

R/N: I just really want to take someone out.

Gaz : Aww.

Soap: On a date?

R/N: With a sniper gun. 

R/N: if your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump off too?

Ghost: No

R/N: Good-

Ghost: I would jump first.

R/N: ˙◠˙

Gaz: The risk I took was calculated.

Gaz:

Gaz: But damn am I bad at math.

R/N: So, Ghost, tell us, what do you struggle with?

Ghost:

Ghost: Nothing!

Ghost: I'm totally great.

The entirety of 141: So it looks like Ghost struggles with honesty

R/N: FUCK I JUST WANNA DIE

Price: Language, R/N!

R/N: Holy heck, I crave death-

Gaz: Words ending in IE are so cute!

Soap: Yeah, like sweetie, cutie

Konig: Maybe cookie-

R/N: And POOKIE

Ghost:

Ghost: and die.

R/N: What's wrong with you???

Ghost: So do you want that chronologically or alphabetically? 

R/N: Are you decent?

Ghost: Morally, no, but I'm wearing pants....

Credits to Pinterest

[multi-twenty-onez]

incorrect quotes #2

Ghost: how could you ?

Y/N: I can explain!

Ghost: No, I mean - how did you manage to pull this shit off ?

[makeila04]

If you're going to ask me more questions about Adler and his relationships, I'll leave you some links so you can get guidance before asking questions, so you don't repeat yourself, in case you've asked something someone else has already asked <3

(Gossip along the way, for more curiosity, hehe) ______________________________________________________________ Si me van a preguntar más cosas sobre Adler y sus relaciones les voy a ir dejando unos links para que les puedan ir orientando en caso de previo a formular preguntas, así no se repitan, en caso de haber preguntado lo que otra persona también preguntó antes <3

(De paso chismean para más curiosidad jiji) Links:

strudel-kyu

How was Adler as a husband: wife, divorce, kids.

1984-1991

mypetitelune: 5 questions.

strudel-kyu: ex wife and CIA.

Midlife crisis?

adlersoldspice: Russell's biggest fears.

Ideal woman for Russell Adler

History lesson.

High school.

Genetic.

ladysouthpaw1213: Blonde?

aizenswife: Kids

Me and relationship

Quotes in Zombies 

Character sheets

Some aspects I noticed in zombies bo6

Activision.

[v1x3n]

♡ things soap would say in bed // navigation

“Be a good lil thing f’ me”

“Open your legs, come on - wide and open f’ me”

“Good god. You do so many things to me”

“Just the tip, c’mon please. Please i'll be good”

“Your doing so good pup”

“Your such a fucking tease baby”

“Need you mutt, need you now”

“Move those gorgeous hips for me”

“Hng!! Dont- dont move like that”

“Please ride me,i'll beg if i need too”

“Dirty little slut, bounce on my fat cock. Yeh?”

“Love ya nd yer wicked ways”

“No knickers? Jesus youre a whore”

“Need to fuck a child into ya, have a little one of us runin’ round the house”

“I'll be a good puppy, please, i will”

“On your knees, just like that.”

“Such a sweet thing aint cha”

“Im cumming, fuck! I'm gonna cum inside”

“Fill you up, good cumslut”

“Wanna taste ya, can't wait to get out this place so i can make yer cunt spasm” 

“Got a little thing f’ ya, cute lil collar for my pup”

“Want you, need ya now mutt”

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