Jul 17, 2025
Thursday thoughts. 💜🖤
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Thursday thoughts. 💜🖤
Can’t go through my day without having black coffee in the morning ⛾
Good morning 💖
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Dick: Not everyone drinks coffee, Tim.
Tim: If you wake up in the morning and don't have caffeine...how are you alive? What do you do? Who do you work for? What's your deal?
Damian: Drake, you're being dramatic.
Tim: First of all, when I wake up in the morning I'm pissed off already because I woke up, I didn't wanna do that, second of all it feels like someone superglued my eyelids shut and then smacked me in the face 47 times.
Jason: Awfully descriptive.
Tim: I have to drag myself out of bed and slither my way downstairs to get coffee. And then I have to deal with you assholes constantly saying 'Tim, you drink too much caffeine every day. Fun fact, caffeine is a drug, you shouldn't do that.' Well, fun fact, I don't give a single fuck. You're telling me some of you actually have just natural energy, like you wake up and think 'Yay, let's go do stuff!' like you're Dora the Explorer or something.
Jason: Timbo--
Tim: If I DO have caffeine then maybe I'll feel the same way, maybe I'm Dora, but without caffeine I'm like Jason after ten rounds with a crowbar...I feel fucking dead.
Jason: Wow.
Dick: You know you could have water in the morning. That's what I do, very energizing.
Tim: ...
Jason: Timmers, Alfie put another pot of coffee on just put the knife down!
i just realized alex claremont-diaz and i are basically the same person and i don’t know how to proceed
𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐃𝐮𝐨 ✟ ❥
Coffee and Jesus - the perfect blend of nourishment for the soul.
College is drinking your third cup of coffee at 7:30 pm because you procrastinated EVERYTHING yesterday and now want to do EVERYTHING today/tonight.