#cold take

[jewish-hot-takes]

Jew cold take: when someone starts yammering on about some dumb bs, you don't even have to understand the bullshit they're saying to know it's just time to block them from your super cool jew blog. Especially when they are talking about the evil genocidal white converts to judaism or whatever the fuck, which totally doesn't sound like a certain, really antisemitic gimmick blog on here dedicated to harassing jews & being a token for antisemitic pro pal folk.

[sexdrugsandviolence]

I don't like that they glamourafied everyone in httyd2, 3, and rtte.

their older designs — httyd1, rod and dob were much grittier, much more like VIKINGS. they weren't meant to be pleasing to the eye, they had faults. like Astrid's big ears, thinner hair and less noticeable eyelashes. Hiccups rounder chin, freckles and such. snotlouts more upturned nose. and before anyone says "ohh but they grew up!! they're not gonna look the same!!" YOU DON'T GROW OUT OF ALL YOUR IMPERFECT TRAITS?? your big ears aren't gonna magically shrink, your crooked teeth aren't gonna magically gonna straighten and whiten themselves, your freckles aren't gonna magically disappear. and not only that, but in the second and third movie their skin texture is like, gone?? why are they SHINY??

rest in peace httyd1 tuffnut i miss you every day

[garfieldthehuman]

bitches love a pathetic man but as soon as a woman is a bit pathetic she's "annoying" I hate it.

GRACE ASHCROFT IS JUST AS HOT AS EVERY OTHER RESIDENT EVIL PROTAG

[icecreamsocialanxiety]

convoluted mentally ill doomed yuri 😔😔 can the yuri please get therapy

[girbirty]

right now i'm thinking of the magic of supernatural and the fact that so little of it comes from the show itself but the people who enjoy it. destiel is an obvious example - its roots lay within the text, the actors, the staging of moments, etc - but to get anything worthwhile from it you have to steep yourself in fandom trenches. you Have to scroll on tumblr and read a 350 word character analysis that your mutual reblogged. you Have to look at the gifsets and screenshotted tumblr posts on pinterest and by god you HAVE to read at least one fanfic. the complexities of sam & dean's relationship is another example - like yeah. they Did do the michael/lucifer good brother/bad brother thing. they did kind of hint at john's neglect and yes. the show is ABOUT them. so there are good moments at times. but over the course of years people took the bare minimum that was the canon explanation for their codependency and wrote it into a despairing tale of sibling love and hate so potent that i really believe it transcends its own text.

im just thinking The Show supernatural sucks and did way too much and far too little. but the Idealized Version of supernatural is dramatic and interesting and subdued in a way that it needs to be while actually conveying the messages it wanted to all along. and that's pretty great i guess

[sillysparklyspaghettios]

Caitlyn Kiramman is spiritually isr*eli

[onibony]

He looks so hot btw