Morning, New York. 27 cold emails with my hot coffee. What do we have here? Clear winners, one by one, selling me $5 super cheap SEO... to an SEO agency. That's rich.
I think I finally understand why they call it "affordable SEO." It should be labeled "adorable SEO."
A pitch without a 5-second reaserch is basically saying, "We can't find the right customers for ourselves, but trust us to find yours."
I don't think so.
Champions skipped the background check. That's a whole case study right there.
The best part? I'm writing a silly post about a silly pile of emails.
Have a lovely day, y'all.
















