#coldplay jokes

[cupidfacemarling]

when u try ur best but u don’t succeed

[pepsinister]

God gave you style and gave you grace

God gave you a funny face

[desertbee]

it was all jello! 

para para paraphrase 

[doyouhearthunder]

When you try your best but you don't succeed.

[ronweasley-moved-blog]

my fav band are a bunch of trolls

[nedaworldpeace]

How many members of Coldplay can you get into a mini? All four -- it's a four-seated vehicle, so it's actually fairly straightforward.

-Simon Amstell, on Coldplay's sense of humour

[daveedgamboa]

Soo... if Every Teardrop is a Waterfall then I could become a fountain within two tears?