Well then, I insists upon it then. We have 🍾 hidden here a half naked Micah a Kitty here somewhere. Me and Colm some what drunk, ct stands for Colm's thot but now its wife like you and Dutch so yeah, there you have it, join us/ct anon 🥃🎶💍🍾💋🥳
Ahhh, you know about the wedding...
You see, that’s exactly why we are in Tahiti. How dare you interrupt our honeymoon?! This better be damn well worth the trip back to the US of A 😢
Technically, Micah is supposed to be involved in this whole marriage arrangement, but I am dissociating from his ass because he is a little bitch. I don’t want him anywhere near Dutch and Arthur. Kitty just haaaad to bring him into the whole deal, and I only agreed to it because I love her. 💔
But that doesn’t mean I’m going to be publicly professing my love for Micah anytime soon. No, sir!!!
Hate to break it to you, Kitty. 🙃
Just give us a little time to book a boat ride home! We shall be coming in hot, guns a-blazin’
Don’t tell Dutch, but just between you and me, Tahiti kinda blows anyway… BIG ASS COAT WEATHER HERE WE COME 😍😍😍