#cosmo drisco

[jackiesieks]

Wholesome

So I don't know how many of you follow Benjamin Byron Davis on Instagram, but if you're not, you're missing out on quite possibly the most wholesome thing I've ever read in my entire life.

Benjamin Byron Davis, the actor who played Dutch van der Linde, posted a picture back in September of a text conversation between himself and his mother as she announced she was going to play Red Dead Redemption II. However, other than a failed attempt to play Space Invaders, she's never played video games. But she wanted to support her son. I present to you this wholesome as fuck updates.

Can we all agree that 1). This is amazingly wholesome, and 2). Cosmo Drisco is the best name ever?

[coldmorte]

Well then, I insists upon it then. We have 🍾 hidden here a half naked Micah a Kitty here somewhere. Me and Colm some what drunk, ct stands for Colm's thot but now its wife like you and Dutch so yeah, there you have it, join us/ct anon 🥃🎶💍🍾💋🥳

Ahhh, you know about the wedding...

You see, that’s exactly why we are in Tahiti. How dare you interrupt our honeymoon?! This better be damn well worth the trip back to the US of A 😢

Technically, Micah is supposed to be involved in this whole marriage arrangement, but I am dissociating from his ass because he is a little bitch. I don’t want him anywhere near Dutch and Arthur. Kitty just haaaad to bring him into the whole deal, and I only agreed to it because I love her. 💔

But that doesn’t mean I’m going to be publicly professing my love for Micah anytime soon. No, sir!!!

Hate to break it to you, Kitty. 🙃

Just give us a little time to book a boat ride home! We shall be coming in hot, guns a-blazin’

Don’t tell Dutch, but just between you and me, Tahiti kinda blows anyway… BIG ASS COAT WEATHER HERE WE COME 😍😍😍

[coldmorte]

Well IF U wanna be a Mango therapist u has to pass my testa on mount Hagen on that party. Don't worry aint Hard, BUT u has to be a tad.. * ahem* insane or crazy to pass it with ease.. ALSO, FINALLY!!! DRAG THAT MANGO MAN OVER HERE!!! Or I'll rip his mustache off or EAT a mango and don't share, hell I'll force him TO watch!!! /ct anon 💋🥭🤣🐦

Damn straight. I wanna certify myself as an official manghoe therapist 🥭

I dropped myself on the head as a baby (true story), so I’ve had a screw loose my whole life. I know I could pass your test with flying colors 🙃

ALSO, WE ARE WAITING OUTSIDE. YOU BEST OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW, BEFORE WE FREEZE TO DEATH. LET US INNNN!!!!!!

Just keep your hands on my beloved Plan Man and his mangoes, or else I will dropkick Colm straight off the side of the mountain 🏔

Good day to you 💜💜💜

[coldmorte]

Girl thats easy to keep them from fighting! I'm currently distracting Colm with my boobs, works Wonder 10/10 recomended by therapist out there. Then we have thighs and butts as backup, or we team up and beat Micah Down a few inches, sound good? /ct anon licensen therapist for angry and naughty outlaws🤣🤠

Sounds like Colm is getting quite an eyeful over there 👀

KEEP IT THAT WAY

When it comes to Dutch, I know I always have Evelyn Miller on my side to provide an effective distraction. 😌 So, pairing that with ummm… whatever you’re distracting Colm with, there should be enough to keep them from breaking out in a brawl. 👌

As much as I would love to beat the absolute shit out of Micah, @micahs-kitty is threatening me with divorce if I lay a finger on him. Fortunately for Kitty, my love for her overwhelms my animosity towards Micah. 😐

*sigh*

Although, I suppose it isn’t that much of a loss. Refusing to give any attention to Micah whatsoever (whether it be positive or negative attention) means I just have all the more time to focus on my true love aka Dutch 🥭🥭🥭

[coldmorte]

Woooo ur here!! *tackles u at the door,* have a 🍾 first and catch up with Kitty first while I prepare the tests. * slaps Colm for glareing at Dutch* no be nice! Make sure to let Kitty know🥺/ct anon

INDEED, I HAVE ARRIVED 🎉🎉🎉

Is Arthur around? I'd like to send Dutch with him because it's been a long time since they've been.... *together*

(You know, the main reason I married Dutch was so I could be a front for his real relationship with Arthur, right?? I wanna protect my boys!!! ❤️🖤)

Not to mention, sending those two off alone would keep Colm from trying to pick a fight with ~ my man ~ 😁

Nevertheless, Kitty knows I am here! Now, the party can truly begin 🍻