Summary: @marshmallowfluff2 asked “is it ok to request an nsfw alphabet with Colossus, unless that makes you uncomfortable :D”
Warnings: NSFW content, sex, sexual stuff
Authors note: I’m so so sorry it took me so long! This is actually my first time doing an alphabet thing lol. This is for Deadpool universe colossus!
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Colossus likes to cuddle and kiss your forehead, he likes to rub your back and tell you how good the sex was
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Colossus takes great pride in taking care of his body, exercising and eating healthy and all that. I think he’s particularly proud of his arms and biceps, he likes when you dote on him and his strength. His favorite body part of yours is your pretty face of course but there’s something about your ass that makes him just drool. He loves grabbing it any chance he can- during sex or just in passing or anytime really.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
I think he likes to cum inside and also on your ass or tits depending on the position yall are in. He always cleans you up with a warm cloth or something or sometimes you two shower together.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
I think he secretly loves the thought of getting caught by a fellow teacher or a student or someone at the x mansion, not that he wants to get caught and have you two exposed and etc. but the thrill of it all you know? Even tho the teachers quarters are private and the students are under curfew, the thought is still in the back of his mind.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
I do think he has experience, he’s quick to learn what you like and what makes you come, he’s eager to please
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
I think he likes doggy cause as I said, he’s an ass man, but he also likes to see your face, see what he’s doing to you, likes to watch you come undone, so he likes missionary too.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Hmmm I do think he’s more serious in the moment but I do think he has his moments of being silly cause stuff happens during sex lol. I think this dork is totally giggling at a queef or an accidental fart.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
I think he keeps it neatly groomed, not a full bush but not bare.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
I think he’s a romantic at heart, whispering sweet nothings in your ear, taking care of you, telling you how good it is and how beautiful you are. But I think there’s also times he just wants to fuck, have raw, sweaty, messy sex.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
When you both have been busy and haven’t had a lot of time together he’ll rub one out in the shower while thinking of you. He likes the idea of you pleasuring yourself to the thought of him, but he prefers to be inside you,
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
I don’t believe he’s super kinky. He likes it when you tell him what to do and tell him how good he’s doing. And like I mentioned for Dirty Secret I think the thought of getting caught turns him on more than he’d like to admit. Maybe some rp where you’re the teacher.
L = Location (favourite places to do the do)
With him being a big guy he likes the bed so that it can support his weight, plus he wants you both to be comfortable. The x jet is definitely an option too. Also the gym. And when the students aren’t around, the balcony of his room
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Watching you work out is a big one for him, you breathing hard and a little sweaty, it really gets him. He also likes it when you tease him. He likes watching you do Pilates/ yoga. I think it turns him on when you have to use your stern voice with the students. Anything you do really, it easily turns him on.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
he wouldn’t do anything that would hurt you, nothing too dangerous. No choking or knife play or anything like that
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He’s a giver, he loves to taste you and watch you come undone on his mouth. He enjoys going slow and pleasuring you. He also loves watching your pretty mouth wrap around his cock, and when you make eye contact while sucking him? Oh he’s done for.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Colossus is usually slow and sensual, liking to feel every inch of you, he’s obsessed with you after all so he loves taking his time. But there are times when you’re both craving that fast rough sex. And it’s delicious.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Piotr prefers to take his time and enjoy the experience so quickies only happen when you two are both busy and don’t have a lot of time.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He wouldn’t experiment if you wanted to, but he’s the kind of man who lives by the motto “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.” He knows what he likes and what you like.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He has LOTS of stamina, he loves to give you multiple orgasms.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Piotr is a simple man so I don’t think he would have any toys. He prefers to make you come with his hands, mouth, or cock.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
You are the teaser in the relationship, and he loves it, but sometimes he works up the nerve to tease you.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He tends to be quiet, not wanting to alert anyone else in the mansion to your activities, but after some coaxing from you, he’s a little more vocal. He more or less grunts and growls and etc.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Piotr being the gentleman he is, he waits a while to have sex in the relationship, but when he’s comfortable oh man it’s on like donkey kong
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Fandom knows colossus is well endowed. We just be knowing. He’s built like a Greek god, chiseled muscles, sharp jaw line, just.. damn..what a man yall.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He has a pretty high sex drive, I don’t think y’all bang every day, but definitely multiple times/ week.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
It takes him a while to wind down after being on such a high, but he thinks it’s completely adorable that you fall to sleep first,
