#colourful language

[kirsmum]

[birdsofcanada]

Colourful Language is a shimmering pop duo from Vancity, comprised of two lovers from New Brunswick. Take note, they spell “colourful” the Canadian way. 

Get in on the goodtimes with their debut EP here: Colourful Language by Colourful Language

[tanknspank]

Where is that fake fucking lemon?

Me, while cooking dinner

[baglieg]

Actual dialogue from a meeting at work today

Greg: [These clients are] really chewing on my balls.

Jane: It's gotten worse! At last week's meeting you said they were frying your balls.

Greg: Yes, first they rolled them in breadcrumbs, then they fried them, now they're having a nice dinner. It's like an involuntary sex change, and they're not keeping them on ice, there's no plan to put them back.

[pengethleymanor]

Not sure if this is just a British thing but, what is it about the festive season that even the most respectful person will let their language become a little more colourful than any other time of the year.

This really made us laugh and we hope it brought a smile to your face to.

[gayvendetta]

[music4thebasshead]

Hugh Hardie - Colourful Language

[alrightyaphrodit3]

I hate going out to eat with other people because I have to refrain from being sarcastic, racist, and using vulgar language like holy shnazzledaggers, I totally didn't steal this shirt from my grandpa's closet, it was just lying on the fuzzlepuff floor.