#comedyquotes

[thespoonlagoon]

What's your favourite quote from Airplane! (1980) ?

If you are or know someone who always loves to drop lines or references to the film then this is the perfect gift for them.

An Airplane! 1980 inspired Spatula. Just let me know the two characters/ quotes you want to cover both sides and surely I'll make it happen.

p.s. if it's been too long since you last watched this film, then correct that!

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[funnyfiasco]

[claygoblin]

She's a space tart, that woman's mother.

My non-Sci-Fi mother’s opinion of Lwaxana Troi.

[claygoblin]

King Henry II: “Forks?”

Thomas Becket: “Yes, from Florence. New little invention. It’s for pronging meat and carrying it to the mouth. It saves you dirtying your fingers.”

Henry: “But then you dirty the fork.”

Becket: “Yes, but it’s washable.”

Henry: “So are your fingers, I don’t see the point.”

[claygoblin]

The wise man does at once what the fool does finally.

A quote by Machiavelli i saw today in my local newspaper in an ad for replacement windows.

[claygoblin]

“GET YA BAUBLE OUT ME EYE.”

What I've just heard a neighbour shout.

[claygoblin]

His sole superpower is material wealth.

Andrew Hunter Murray explains what distinguishes Batman from other superheroes.

[claygoblin]

'Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard,' Harry savagely said. Hermione nodded encouragingly. The tall Death Eater was wearing a shirt that said, "Hermione Has Forgotten How To Dance," So Hermione dipped his face in mud.

An extract from the AI-generated novel: Harry Potter And The Portrait Of What Looked Like A Large Pile Of Ash