#commanderjerichoswain

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[12:28:42 AM] commanderjerichoswain: Randomly thought of milkshake being some horrible innuendo or something

[12:28:45 AM] askpinktaric: lmao

[12:28:47 AM] askpinktaric: it's not

[12:28:53 AM] askpinktaric: it's a wonderful innuendo

[12:29:07 AM] commanderjerichoswain: Taric I don't think that's how milkshakes work D:>

[12:29:17 AM] askpinktaric: It could be for you, Swain. ;)

[12:29:22 AM] commanderjerichoswain: Imagine him going to a bar and ordering a milkshake

[12:29:27 AM] commanderjerichoswain: And expecting something completely different

[12:29:35 AM] askpinktaric: and then he winks at the guy behind the counter and drinks it suggestively

[12:29:43 AM] askpinktaric: and then he's like, "hey, here's my number, let's go fuck."

[12:29:52 AM] commanderjerichoswain: That guy's getting a tip, that's for sure

[12:29:56 AM] askpinktaric: LMAO

[12:30:07 AM] askpinktaric: more than just the tip

[12:30:08 AM] commanderjerichoswain: WELL YOU KNOW HE WILL

[asktalon]

After all, if an assassin let all of his secrets out to the world, his enemies would eventually find his weak points. ...Not that the hobby of which you speak is technically a 'weak' point, but you know what I mean.

Now, wont you join me for some tea? I'm rather tired and need something to keep me awake. 

((tried a slightly different style in this, not sure if like))