#completely cray cray

[ranubd]

I'm actually going to pretend like I haven't been absent. 🥰🥰 Doing what Etho couldn't, except I am father of none.

Anyway, my favourite part of YHS was when Scar was in it!

Happy halloween <3

[widowelena]

I just saw that anon you got and omg I do not understand the bamon fandom

well... they call us delusional?!?!? im so done hahahahah i cant right now

[geothebio]

oh my god

so there's this old lady that lives next door to us, and she's got some issues. and i do mean issues. anyway, my mom and i were out walking our dogs and we walked through her yard on our usual route around my uncle's property. when we walked across for the first time, she wasn't anywhere to be seen (take in consideration that this woman despises people who even tiptoe across her yard, and she didn't notice us). but on the way back i got ahead of my mom somehow and i was walking back across her yard　 and she comes out and starts screaming at me for being on her yard

bitch if wanted to take a fucking shit on your yard

like

literally pull down my pants and just shit right there

you would not fucking notice

oh but if my dog and i want to stroll across god forbid