The more things change...
2000:
My 5th grade history teacher: write a three page paper on a country of your choice
Me: great, here’s seven pages on The Gambia because it’s tiny and super interesting
My fifth grade math teacher: you haven’t done your homework in three weeks
Me: uhhhhh yeah I have. On an unrelated note I need to go to the bathroom. And I have to take my math workbook with me. For reasons.
Now:
My dm: hey hope you had fun tonight!
Me: sure did! Here’s a three thousand word recap for the member that was sick tonight! And a new character just because! And I read the whole handbook! Also we should decorate for our Halloween session!
My email inbox: hi, you have four people who are trying to set up meetings with you, please advise
Me: uh huh....Yeah, that can wait I’m sure they won’t mind.