I wish Mr. Smith had gone to Washington...
...And what name should I put the dinner reservation under?
"Ronald."
Thank you, and the last name, sir?
"Just use Ronald."
The restaurant will ask me for a last name.
(Sighs.) "It's really long and hard to spell."
With this job I'm used to long last names. I can handle it.
"I wasn't worried about you."
Oh... you can't...?
"Of course I can, it's my name!"
Of course you can, sir.
"Look, why don't you just make up a last name if you're so worried about it, okay?"
Okay, how about I just put it under the last name 'Smith'?
"Smith?" (Laughs.) "Really? There's got to be at least a thousand Ron Smiths in this city. That won't do any good. Pick something less common." Okay, how about McDonald?
"Just use Smith."
Anything you say, Mr. Smith.