Not to be horny on main but which flavor of Miraak Sexy Times™ would you guys rather see me write. Haven’t written smut in forever so it might be cringe but whatevs
Option 1: Pre-Apocrypha Miraak is stressed out and his brother Vahlok wants to help, so he orders a concubine (The Reader) to wait in Miraak’s room to ‘help him relax’. Miraak Is Not Too Happy, and when he gets there he can obviously tell that Reader is nervous and a little scared bc they’re new to the harem and took some jokes (told by the other concubines to tease them) seriously. Miraak being the ✨gentleman✨ He Is gets Reader’s permission before absolutely wrecking your shit
Option 2: Dragonborn!Reader has been adventuring with Miraak, whom they saved from Apocrypha, for a few weeks and neither of them know what to do about the sexual tension between them that is so thick you could spread it on toast so they’re both assholes and bicker constantly. After a tough battle, Miraak gets upset that you ’stole’ his kill and tries to get in your face to argue. The next thing either of you know you’re hatefucking in the middle of the goddamn dungeon you just cleared out lmfao
(I’m used to writing for an explicitly cisfem reader, but I won’t use gendered pronouns for the reader in either option. I’ll also post two versions, one with an AFAB!Reader and one with an AMAB!Reader just because.)
Idk I’m bored and horny