6, 19, 30, 33, 35, 36, 61, 75, 80, 91, 92, 93 for Vasya and/or your viking dude
6. What would they give their life for?
His friends and family, without hesitation.
19. What is their occupation?
Eventually he becomes a florist and owns a nice little flower shop, and sells watercolour paintings sometimes too!
30. When frightened, will they resort to “fight” or “flight”?
Largely flight, he doesn’t like confrontation or fighting at all. However...
33. What is their biggest fear? How would they react to having to face it?
His biggest tangible fear is his birth father/sperm-donor, Dmitry, for very good reason. It used to be that he’d run and hide, but these days he takes less shit, and will sock the fucker directly in the face given half a chance.
35. What is the easiest way to annoy them?
Insult the people he cares about, especially his dad. Mess with his art supplies. Rearrange his bookshelf. All of these things will get you a livid Vasya!
36. What is their sense of humour like? Give an example of a joke they would find humorous.
DUMB. HE HAS THE DUMBEST SENSE OF HUMOUR. This is a man who got up early one morning and moved all the mugs in the house to the back garden, then when his uncles came downstairs he simply remarked that it was a little MUGGY outside. While sitting there sipping tea from a bowl.
61. Which season is their favourite season?
Always Summer, he loves warmer weather and sunshine and how nicely all his plants grow.
70. How do they feel about animals? Do they have any pets?
He loves animals, almost more than people! His one constant pet in every AU is an Irish Wolfhound called Rosie, who’s also his psychiatric service dog. Other pets include a corn snake called Sandalwood, and a rat called Sorrel.
80. Are they a morning person or a night owl?
Morning person, absolutely! He likes to be up a decent time, and his brain gets fried if he stays up too late. (Plus his meds make that pretty difficult).
91. If they were a tweet, what tweet would they be?
92. Describe them as a John Mulaney gif.
93. What’s the most iconic line of dialogue they’ve ever said?
[when shouting at his shit-dad Dmitry] “If you ever c-come back here, I’ll put you in the f-fucking ground and use you as p-plant fertiliser!”
[talking to a wasp that’s gotten in the house] “E-excuse me sir, you can’t be here, YOU D-DON’T HAVE A DAMN PER-PERMIT”