Dec 4, 2024
linguist 1: We need names for constraints that restrict codas and onsets
linguist 2: What about NoCoda and NoOnset?
linguist 1: Okay now we need constraints that restrict complex codas and onsets.
linguist 2: What about NoComplexOnset, NoComplexCoda, and NoComplex for when you need both?
linguist 1: Sure we're almost done, we just need constraints that restrict epenthesis and deletion.
linguist 2: What about Max and Dep?
linguist 1: What the fuck
linguist 2: we should use emojis to represent things in our very serious theory