Jun 28, 2014
[text] Remind me, why are we still friends? SH
[iMessage ; Holmes]: I have no clue tbh. EA
[iMessage ; Holmes]: I think it’s because you find me interesting and loveable. EA
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[text] Remind me, why are we still friends? SH
[iMessage ; Holmes]: I have no clue tbh. EA
[iMessage ; Holmes]: I think it’s because you find me interesting and loveable. EA
consultodetectus / continued
[iMessage]: Sherlock. Are you serious right now?
[iMessage]: Can you order? Isn't there a place that's open 24/7? ES
[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me.
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[iMessage]: What the hell Sherlock?
[iMessage]: You can cook yourself.
[iMessage]: I’m not driving over there, nor am I taking a cab just to cook for you. I’m not your maid.
☎ ☼
Send ☎ for an emotional voice mail
"Sherlock. I’m freaking out right now! I think I’m pregnant and shit! I think I’m pregnant and please don’t kill Hans!
Send ☼ for a promise
"I promise I won’t disturb your little experiments. I just want to make room for the left overs."
consultodetectus
-- This is becoming alarmingly common.
consultodetectus
When they were kids, Sherlock would read The Hobbit to Elsa. And every time he read Smaug's lines, he would always did the voice as it made Elsa giggle. Of course, it was because of this that she had a small obsession with dragons and why she always dragged him to play "the Queen and the Dragon". It's also the reason why she sometimes calls him "the dragon"
⁇ ♣ ✘
Send ⁇ for a worried text
[iMessage]: Sherlock. Where the hell are you? Are you okay? ES
[iMessage]: Seriously, please tell me you’re okay. Anna and I have been worried.
Send ♣ for a text not meant for you
[iMessage]: Anna I swear to God, if you and Kristoff had sex in my flat, I’ll drag Hans over to your place and ravish him in that precious car of yours.
Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent
[iMessage]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO KILL HIM. SALT AND BURN HIS BONES.
consultodetectus / continued
[iMessage]: Oh oops! Soorry! We took a trip to Disneyland Paris... :D Why, did something happen to Anna? ES