#convenient chatlogs

[icescrabblerjerky]

yamisnuffles: I knoooow

there should have been a dialogue option with Satele

HUG YOUR SON DAMMIT

icescrabblerjerky: SEE THIS LOCKET

yamisnuffles: AT LEAST GIVE HIM AN AWKWARD PAT ON THE BACK

icescrabblerjerky: EAT IT OR HUG YOUR SON

yamisnuffles: lollll

icescrabblerjerky: ... that's what Vopenir would have done any way

HUG YOUR SON OR THIS GOES WHERE THE FORCE CANNOT

yamisnuffles: lolllll

Satele: But the Force is everywhere

Vopenir: Wanna test that?

icescrabblerjerky: YES

[icescrabblerjerky]

FLIES OR GUNS

Miri: i'm unreasonably delighted that you didn't know the reason yami

Miri: it's like CULTURAL DIFFERENCES

Yami: hahaha

Miri: also this is the reason for the queensland accent

they talk about farmers "squeezing out" words

like

they only talk out of the side of their mouths

and keep most of their mouth closed while they're saying stuff

OYD: lolol

OYD: that sounds fake but okay

Miri: because if they open their mouth too wide a fly will fly in THERE ARE A LOT OF FLIES OUT THERE

Yami: what the freaking heck

ARE THERE MORE FLIES BECAUSE THERE ARE LESS BULLETS???

Miri: hahahahahah

DO YOU GUYS SHOOT FLIES WITH GUNS???

Yami: it must happen, right?

get enough guns firing

Miri: loooolll

Yami: all I know is we don't have SO MANY FLIES that we need to wear ridic hats and talk differently

Miri: idk do you guys farm cattle maybe we need to find a texan cattle farmer and ask him

although

actually

a texan cattle farmer would totally shoot a fly with a gun wouldn't he

SO YES OUR FLY PROBLEM OBVIOUSLY STEMS FROM NOT ENOUGH GUNS

Yami: THERE YOU GO

SEE THE HELLSCAPE YOUR OPPRESSIVE GUN LAWS HAVE CREATED.

[icescrabblerjerky]

my sincerest prayer is that we actually meet Satele again

I need some awkward, I'm banging your son goodness

and then Satele can admit she is dating ghost Marr lol

God I ship those two so hard lol

i need to write like... ghost smut IDK

I WILL PRBABLY WRITE GHOST SMUT YAMI

just kill me now lol

looool

it practically writes itself

hell yeah

satele sinks herself deep into the force

they should be doing pottery or something

loooll

I was gonna say

* Miri sniggers

*sinks herself deep into the force*

that's how she can fill her time while not speaking ominously

u r trble

i love it

asdflkja

;)

she lets the force flow through her

STOP

until every inch of her is filled with it

....

i am half angry half inspired

it pierces her to the core and she knows, now more than ever before, what it means to be a jedi

as she straddles light and dark

lol

i keep thinking it can't get any better loooolll

"STRADDLES LIGHT AND DARK"

[icescrabblerjerky]

@Miri> *posts quinn/theron smut*

8D

*waits patiently to go to hell*

lolol

listen if there is a level of hell for publishing smut i want to go to there

looollll

GOD IMAGINE HOW MUCH WE WOULD HAVE TO READ

it would be glorious

[icescrabblerjerky]

Miri: did you touch leggy for me yet

OuyangDan: yes

i'll do it right now

Miri: I feel blessed ;)

OuyangDan: ;D

[icescrabblerjerky]

did you see my kids held koalas today

and SURVIVED

OH GOOD FOR THEM!

It's a ritual all australian children must undergo before they reach puberty

we figured we'd get it done young before we got too attached

[icescrabblerjerky]

Dorian: Ahh! Solas you startled me. You're always so... nondescript.

Solas: (loudly) Please speak up. I cannot hear you over your outfit.

[icescrabblerjerky]

OYD: I think I'll watch Agent Carter right now.

Me: Don't spoil me I have to wait until the husband gets home.

OYD: (LITERALLY TWO SECONDS AFTER SHE STARTS WATCHING) OH MY GODDDDDD MIRI LET ME KNOW THE MINUTE YOU WATCH

Me: YOU ALREADY WANT TO SPOIL ME.