#cookie's text posts

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Got this huge urge to spend an unreasonable amount of money on ordering fatty greasy pizza and then not being able to sleep properly because of heartburn

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Lumine Genshin Impact in Smash, but if you buy the DLC you have a 50% chance to get a character you already own instead

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However, I wish that the guy who invented big tiddy nuns has a wonderful weekend

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I hope the person who decided for gifs on Tumblr to be in the WebP format instead has a bad day

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Women in suits and uniforms

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Can’t believe Grimes is actually a real person, I thought you guys were just talking about the purple McDonalds guy

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Always confused when people are like “this game has like... 3 bugs and therefore doesn’t deserve to be called a good game”

Like have you guys ever played any other video games before

Expecting a completely bug-free game is extremely delusional and, in a lot of cases, just completely impossible

(and that’s not a new thing, that’s how it has always been)