#coolestcrowking

[incentivuscarus]

coolestcrowking started following you

Hello, hello! Are you a king of crows?

[ad1ostoreador]

i MISSED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE, nOT SURE IF YOU FOLLOWED WHILE i DIDN’T HAVE, uH, aNY NETWORK ACCESS, oR IF TUMBLR JUST DIDN’T NOTIFY ME, bECAUSE THAT’S A THING THAT HAPPENS SOMETIMES, tOO, i THINK,,

aNYWAY, hELLO, sORRY FOR THE DELAY, iF THERE WAS ONE,, iT WASN’T DELIBERATE,

@dickvwad @redpoppussy @tentaclesandcrows @coolestcrowking @sicklecellkind @culledcastaway @exforma @thepeoplesbard @fefetalalonde @vvery--berry

[cyberneticlagomorph]

coolestcrowking replied to your post “I'm too good to eat microwaved waffles”

gotta toast it

gotta toast it!!

[coralseahorse-blog]

coolestcrowking started following you @coolestcrowking

JD=3°

Let me just tell you, I always am, and probably always b will be, confused by humans.

But hello, I’m Equius.

[solanyace]

coolestcrowking replied to your post: who allowed birds to have teeth who gave them the...

HI I HATE THIS. FUCK YOU FOR SHARING.

:33c

[caeciitas]

coolestcrowking replied to your post: @h1ghscor3 @kurloztheprophet @coolestcrowking...

sup im d or dave or whatever

Dave. I see. Alright, then I supp9se that will suffice. H9w are y9u?

[chimechoho-a]

✧ B)

gaaaaaaaaay

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).