Copycat: Genesis —(Marvel Fem!Oc)
A/N: If you think this is ooc for our special guest maybe but it’s not even a big deal he would love it either way. Also @siriuslysirius1107 if you see this make sure you read the prior chapter before you start this one -Danny
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xxv: Copycat & Nightcrawler
The mutants stepped into the dimly lit bar with Kurt using his nano mask to look human, Cat's eyes were brown as well as her hair. M.O.U.S.E. was hidden in her ear and the paw-shaped pin was placed above her breast, ready to be used.
"So who are we looking for?"
"Bob."
"Who's that?"
"You don't need to know," Cat sat down and Kurt followed her example.
"I didn't think I'd be doing this with you again," he smiled. "I'd missed it."
"What? Visiting bars together?"
"The missions. Our paths drifted apart, I thought this would never happen again."
"I always knew we'd do this again," she confessed. "I didn't know if it'd be an 'us-against-them' or 'us-helping-out-the-good-guys' kind of situation, though."
"And which one is it?"
"None, we're settling scores here," she sniffed at a drink that had been left beside her. "And this is definitely urine."
"I wouldn't say that when the bartender is five feet away, he'll take a dump on yours and call it olives," spoke a man behind her.
Cat smiled. "You're late, Bob."
The young woman looked at Kurt and nodded at the man beside her. "Bob was a Hydra agent, he gets stuff for Rocket when he comes to visit."
"Do you have what we need?" Kurt inquired.
"Do you have the dough?"
She raised a brow. "If you're so eager to get it, I'll stuff it up your ass so you don't lose it."
The man groaned. "Fine, the dough can wait."
"Start talking, then."
"Well, Jigsaw's getting close to the top."
"How?"
"Mainly thanks to you," he shrugged, "you sent all of his opponents back to jail: The powerbroker, Kingpin... those who are left are no challenge. He's got the money and the brute force."
"Kraven?"
"You," he smirked. "Says you haven't gone around killing because he's got you locked in a cage."
"He's not wrong," she said through gritted teeth. "What's his point, that he'll let me out on a murderous spree if they don't do what he says?"
"That he'll send Kraven to get them, and he'll lock them up in your cage so you can finish the job."
"Wait, but Cat wasn't out in the field for long, and when she was a Gorgon no one knew she was Copycat—"
"These people knew about me way before I was an Avenger, Smurf," she explained, "you didn't know cause you were in space, but when I came back I spent half a year hunting down mobsters in New York, treated it like a fun hobby."
Kurt's face was a mix of emotions. He whispered angrily. "Why would you do that?"
Cat shrugged. "I was sad."
He groaned. "Dumbass."
"The point is that they learned to fear me, and when I became an Avenger they got real quiet, and then I disappeared. Kingpin and Russo came back..."
"And then you and Hawkeye put Kingpin in a cell, and Russo hired Kraven to get you."
"And the fact that he's got a personal vendetta towards Agent Zero didn't help my case," she sighed. "He was fortunate, his biggest obstacles ended up being just one."
"So everyone thinks he's got Mimi," Kurt resumed, "and no one will touch him thanks to that. If he becomes the new powerbroker..."
"This world won't be safe for us," Cat finished. "Mutants will be hunted and forced to work for Russo. He saw how efficient we are, and he's not willing to give that up."
"Let's find him before that happens," Kurt looked at Bob. "Any ideas?"
"I don't know where he is," Bob said. "But I know where his boys are."
Every man and woman in the establishment got up and looked at them.
Cat tensed. "Fantastic."
"So much for going undercover," Kurt reached for his blaster.
"Wait," Cat grabbed his wrist.
"What?"
"No guns," she said.
"Are you out of your mind?" He whispered angrily.
"Let's use our natural skill, or it'll get rusty," she winked at him, then raised her voice. "Alright, which one of you is gonna give us the bad-boy speech?"
A redheaded woman stepped forward. "We have orders to take you... dead or alive."
"That's funny," Cat replied. "I have orders to skin you alive— do you want me to do that while you're conscious or after you stop breathing?"
"Get them!"
Kurt teleported to a different side of the room while Cat used Wanda's powers to seize the guys in front of her and hurled them back, tackling half a dozen others in the process. She pressed the paw above her breast and the suit covered her body.
"Bob, you fucking idiot!" Cat ran after him before he could take cover, she caught him by the throat and slammed him against the bar. "Rocket's gonna be so angry when he finds out I killed you!"
Someone jumped at her back and pulled her away from the man. Cat pressed her earpiece to turn on her visor.
"Mouse, call our backup!"
"Activating Merc protocol."
"I really didn't want to do this!" She used her spear to hit a man on the back of the head.
At the other side of the bar, Kurt was teleporting in and out of sight, taking down people in the process. "You called the backup?"
"It's coming!" Cat kicked a person out of her way and caught Bob a second time by the back of his jacket, she sank her claws in the fabric and threw him behind the bar. "Stay down or I swear to god I'll cut your dick off!"
Someone grabbed her by the hair, dragging her across the bar's surface. She was thrown harshly, and a huge man stood before her, all covered in scars.
"Hi tiny," she coughed.
Kurt crashed against the shelves, and multiple bottles fell over him.
"They're enhanced!" He warned her.
Nightcrawler teleported away before a woman could set him on fire. The shelves caught up in flames at an alarming speed. Cat teleported away before the giant could stomp her with his foot.
"I'm not gonna waste my energy on this," she muttered to herself, grabbing someone by the back of the head and teleporting them to the bathroom. She walked out of it pushing her curls out of the way.
Kurt shot someone in the back. "I wouldn't hate it if you stab at some of them at least once!"
Cat saw the giant man pointing his gun at Kurt's head, she opened her mouth to warn him but a large blade went right through the man's chest before she could even speak. The giant dropped his weapon and blood spluttered out of his mouth.
"Took you long enough!" She scowled at the figure behind the man.
The katana was drawn out as the body fell, Deadpool stepped over the body. "I was buying a smoothie." The mercenary had a pink drink in his hand, with signs of being recently made, and he was sipping at it casually while watching the mutants fight for their lives.
"Don't stand there, start killing!" Cat urged him.
"I thought you didn't want to kill!" Kurt broke a bottle on someone's head.
"I won't, he will!" She claimed.
Deadpool swung his katana and cut someone's arm before they could shoot him. His arrival had caused panic, several people were shooting at him but he walked through it slaying whoever he pleased.
Cat split her spear in two and turned off the blades. "We need one alive so they tell us where to find Russo!"
"Got it!" Kurt knocked someone out and left them on top of a pile of bodies.
"The puzzle boy? I know where he is," Deadpool threw his katana sideways and impaled someone against a wall.
Kurt and Cat looked at him. "What?"
"He's uptown," he finished his smoothie and slammed the empty cup on someone's face. It was glass.
"Why didn't you say so!" She demanded.
Deadpool sounded annoyed. "You never said that's what you wanted. Communication is key, Hello Kitty, and if you don't—"
Cat teleported to his side and took the katana that was still strapped to his back, shoving it onto the hand that'd previously been holding his smoothie. "Take us to Russo."
Deadpool pushed his mask down to cover his mouth, he went to retrieve his other katana from the wall and unstuck it from the dead man. Cat seized one of the last few guys standing that were trying to kill her and pushed him sideways, Wade slashed his throat in turn.
"You're paying extra for that?"
"Take Bob's money," she pointed over to the bar.
"Bob from Hydra?" Deadpool approached the spot. "Bob! What are you doing covered in tequila? Thought you'd quit, buddy!"
Kurt slammed a chair on top of someone, Cat teleported and tased the person he'd been fighting with her baton. The stranger fell, and they were free to go. Cat approached Bob and Deadpool, he'd jumped over the bar.
She stared at the mercenary for a moment. "When I said 'take Bob's money', I meant the pay I was going to give him, not his wallet."
"Should've said so sooner, I already took it," Deadpool threw the leather item away. "It's so nice to see you again, babe. Though I like you better in blue."
"I'll turn into Smurfette if you take us to the jigsaw," she offered, the usual playfulness in her voice was nowhere to be found.
He put an arm around her shoulders and walked her out of the establishment. "You coming, Kurt?"
The young man put his blaster away. "As long as you don't touch me... you smell weird."
"So what's the plan now?"
"We kill Russo," the two men looked at her and she shrugged. "He knows we're here, what's the point?"
"That is so dumb I'm going to ignore it, here's the new plan," Deadpool handed her a gun, which she dropped back inside his bag. "I clear out the way for you, you have a nice chit-chat with your ex—"
"How do you know I dated him?"
"Knockoff, you and I share many traits, and I'm not even talking about the trauma," he hung his bag on one shoulder and walked past her.
"You're saying you dated him too?" Cat made a face. "I was hoping you had better taste."
"What? No, that guy sucks," Wade scoffed. "But we are willing to sleep with anyone if we're lonely enough, it wasn't hard to guess, sweetheart."
"Oh, don't pretend you have to be lonely in order to sleep with anyone," she taunted him.
"Sorry," Kurt spoke up. "It's not like I wish to interrupt your disgusting exchange, but what do you mean Cat and you share traits?"
"That is a great question and so convenient to connect the plots!" Wade replied. "I'm one of Dr. Killebrew's freaks."
Kurt frowned. "Which lab were you in?"
"Canada," he answered casually. "You guys blew it up while I was there."
"What's your name again?"
"Deadpool," the man offered to shake Kurt's hand, but his glove had old bloodstains in it and Kurt stared at it with disgust. "I'm the sole reason why this part of the story even exists. Someone really wanted me to show up, and I'd hate to disappoint my fans."
"I... what?" Kurt glanced at her.
"He spits nonsense from time to time but is nothing to worry about," she dismissed it. "Wade, if you can clear out the path for us, I'll let you do it, but you have to make sure it won't alert Russo before we get to him."
"Sure," he said, eyes glued to his phone. Cat could've sworn he wasn't texting a second ago.
"What the hell..." she approached to snatch the phone out of his hand, glimpsing at the screen. "Are you texting Russo?!"
"Hey, no snooping!" He kept her away at arm's length, he was considerably bigger than her, so it wasn't that hard. "It's all part of the plan, Kitty."
"You're selling us to Billy!"
"What?" Kurt reached for his blaster.
"Calm down," Deadpool finished the text and sent it. "He pays well, and for you, he will double it. I'm just working smarter, not harder, kiddos."
"Is money all you think about?" She huffed.
He snorted. "Is there anything better?"
She paused. "You got me."
Deadpool laughed shortly. "No, you get me, that's why we're such good friends. Besties. Baes, Bias, Comfort characters—"
"Oh my god, just sell us to Russo already," Kurt groaned.
"Is it really all part of a plan?" Cat asked him.
"Do you really think I would sell you out for real only to get a hundred big ones?" He placed a hand over his chest. "You and I have a past! That's at least three million."
"I don't know if it's because you're insane, but I really believe you're not lying," she looked at Kurt. "Worst case scenario we kill two people instead of one, huh?"
"You can't kill me, though."
"No but I can embarrass you," Deadpool tilted his head, and she took it back. "Yeah no, I can't do that either. Man, you're even worse than I am."
Kurt's shoulders fell. "You really don't believe him, right? He's Deadpool."
She shrugged. "Nothing beats the element of surprise, right? Improvising used to be our thing."
"When we were teenagers!" He exclaimed.
"Wade's basically a giant toddler," Cat turned to the mercenary. "Okay, Pool. Do your thing."
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