#corblisto

[yconic]

Imagine your OTP

Some asshole: *talking shit about Person A*

Person A:*pokerface*

Person B:*slowly appears behind the assholes back, towering over them*

Some asshole:....

Person B: heard you talking shit bitch.

[yconic]

Kalisto : daddy, can you pass the salt?

Kalisto's dad, Sin Cara, Baron Corbin, Braun Strowman, Mustafa Ali, Gran Metalik: *reaching for the salt at the same time*.

Kalisto:

Kalisto: I have no explanation for this.

[yconic]

Baron Corbin: *looking at Kalisto* you're so pretty I could kiss you

Kalisto: excuse me what?

Baron Corbin:*panicked* I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU!!