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EMPRESS LEAXI OF CORGITON, GUARDIAN OF ALL CORGIS

All hail

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#how leaxi creates her corgi armies

Very accurate. I just pop them out of the containers. Its great. Good party trick.

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mattsvintage replied to your post:i’m literally a cowboy

My names commander Leaxi and I’m the spaciest cowboy on the citadel.

LITERALLY ME

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  #note male chest exposure means yes in leaxi

you would not believe how accurate this is actually

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Also, he's Ken doll bare in the junk department. Just the way men who stand next to partially disconnected fire alarms should be.

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hello probably you don't remember this but about a week ago you got an ask about whether or not dodos could sink icebergs and i didn't ask it but i got really confused about it too and i think about that dodo question a lot so today i tried to calculate how many dodos it would take to melt an iceberg (because icebergs don't sink) and i came up with about 4.367E7 dodos assuming they stay at a constant heat and don't freeze so theres your answer i guess if you're wondering

i can’t breathe omfhg

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3:32 PM heir of lag: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczsx1BUHZ1rio8ubo1_500.png

3:32 PM heir of lag: u

3:32 PM tony stark: THANKS

3:32 PM tony stark: ur pepper

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misterbombastic replied to your post: GOOD TO KNOW I HAVE FRIENDS WHO THINK I LOOK LIKE...

choo choo motherfucker

choo choo all aboard the babe train

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