#corn jokes

[even-reo-speedwagon]

My brain: *has terrible idea*

Me: *Makes it anyway*

[oh-what-pun]

If you catch a criminal in a cornfield, does that mean they've been cornered?

[cutie-lil-aria]

I think i just drained his dignity cause we were making corn jokes and he was like "so whats the cream of the crop?:D" and i said "what?" and it replyed back with "Thats.....the joke ;----;" It didnt have a punchline, i thought it did but no;-; xD cant stop laughing thoxD omg

[actualshonenprotagonist]

Made some hushpuppies. They’re good, but they’re pretty corny.

[badjokeblog]

This just in: the cornfields have been leaking all of the governments secrets. How do they know these secrets?

well I guess you could say that the corn is all ears

[scars-under-my-jeans]

I had an aMAZEing joke about a cornfield and a STALKer but I am afraid it would be to CORNY for your EARS to handle!

[polynigmion]

Why was the Corn-Soldier so happy? He got promoted to kernel.

[titty-r-us]

420 acres of corn haha maze it Follow for more corn jokes