#corporal ringer

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Umber, putting his hands over Ringer's eyes: Guess who!

Ringer: It's either Umber or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Umber, pulling his hands away: It's Umber!

Ringer: Dammit.

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Ringer: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way.

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Ringer: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Squad: Awwww-

Ringer: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Squad: Oh.

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Fidget: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Ringer: Please, just say kark.

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Umber: You saved me! Why?

Ringer: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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Ringer: So... what's goin' on?

Umber: You want the long version or the short version?

Ringer, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Umber: Osik’s karked.

Ringer: Oh. Well, yeah, that's definitely not an optimal situation.

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Ringer: Shift! You gotta be more confident!

Apex: Yeah! You gotta be yourself!

Shift: PICK ONE! I CAN'T DO BOTH!

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Umber: Strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk.

Ringer: Go the kark to sleep Umber.