An incomplete list of stupid things Umber has done
When I say this man is stupid, I mean it. He’s an idiot.
Ate a fish right out of a fish tank. For no particular reason.
Drank a jug of caf creamer instead of just finding milk to drink.
Fell off one of the walkways on Coruscant after walking on the railing. He broke multiple bones.
Drank caf that had been sitting out for three days.
Was convinced cauliflower was “ghost broccoli” and wouldn’t eat it until he watched the rest of his squad eat it and not get possessed or die.
Tried to parkour over a bench, but tripped and smashed his face on the sidewalk, breaking his nose and cheekbone, and knocking out one of his front teeth.
Set his rations on fire in the microwave. No one knows how he managed that.
Got so drunk that he asked one of his squadmates to drive him home. He was already home.
Forgot what the Zillo Beast was called and called it “the big Chancellor-eating thing.”
Started a fire in the barracks with Xana after they were left unsupervised together for 5 minutes. They’re no longer allowed to be unsupervised together.
Drank Fox’s caf as a prank and got so jittery he had to go to the medbay.