#cortis post

[ceuxnoirst]

soft launch.

⤷ idol!CORTIS ⋮ as your boyfriend who attempts to soft launch you and fails at it.

warnings & contains separate fiction from reality, established relationship, use of y/n, use of endearments/callsigns,

♡ requested by - @daisydaze09 ! hope it's what you expected g 🤧🫰🏻

꒰ 🌊 — @cookyland @weirdowithaphone @toj1sgf @yeeyeehaw22 @inadazeee @chrmedbyjju @taelvvrzz @isthiscool ꒱

— cortis perm taglist :: open! . comment/ask through inbox to be added ♡

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[martinplaythebeattt]

[jenoddity]

🎠ˎ Keonho ✧｡୨୧ Moodboard ̫ ᵎ (^._.^) ˚⊹

[clemenzzz]

IF YOU ONLY KNEW- Kim Juhoon smau [pt. 4]

C: mentions of Micheal Jackson movie cz he the goat frfr, they all highk bully each other but hey that's true friendship they love eachother trust trust, yn lowk blind idk, mentions of Ella lowk simping for Nick Wilde HAHA (See previous chapter), yn blew up a toilet in the past, Juhoon lowk jealous but no hatred involved

A/N: guess who posted after 99 decades, also I might've not tagged some ppl but if you want to be added in the taglist feel free to comment

[haezki]

https://www.tumblr.com/tblrizzie/816080057031327744/parque-proibido-martin-on-pinterest

Please report this (an smut of Martin)

Another one? Are we so fr, it's gotten to a point man, I'm so sick and tired of all these people sexualising the poor boys. Please just let them live their idol life PEACEFULLY 🙏 once again, I'm saying this. They are living breathing humans not toys or objects for your fantasies. #blockandreport #dontacceptcortismut

[ceuxnoirst]

𝄞 HYBE ACADEMY CREATOR CREW ── M.LIST

₊⊹ ❤︎ ── 「AN OHSHC INSPIRED CORTIS AU」

⤿ SYN. “after you damage a sentimental instrument from the academy's distinguished alumni, you're now left with the choice to pay thirty-million on hand or join the production club with five guys to make music and pay off your debt, what will you do?”

© ceuxnoirst | 2026

⋆ warnings separate fiction from reality, chapter count is to be determined, potentially slow updates, reader's love interest is to be determined, follows the slight reverse harem from ohshc

⋆ contains only written series, various!cortis x reader, usage of y/n or (name), classic romance, highschool AU, 2nd year reader and 09z, 3rd year hyung line, slice of life, && etc.

⋆ disclaimer this work is purely fictional. i apologize in advance if some things I've stated are inaccurate throughout this series (feel free to correct me!). this does not copy the whole storyline of OHSHC, and only the concept + general plot. for those who haven't watched the show, don't worry! the storyline, events +, is tweaked to give more of the k-pop idol genre.

✎𓂃๋࣭ ⭑NAVIGATION

⬩➤ identification cards.

⬩➤ chapters coming soon. ᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈

꒰ 🌊 perm taglist :: @cookyland @weirdowithaphone @toj1sgf @yeeyeehaw22 @inadazeee @chrmedbyjju @taelvvrzz @isthiscool @young2keu ꒱

꒰ 🌊 series taglist :: @zo-oby ꒱

[ceuxnoirst]

WHO'S CHOKING? ION CARE!

⤷ CORTIS ⋮ random tweets and texts !

warnings separate fiction from reality, use of profanity, some are not really light-hearted jokes, read as a joke and not seriously, all for fun and entertainment.

disclaimer all original memes are posted on pinterest/twitter—i do not claim these screenshots as my original idea and are famous memes found on social media.

꒰ 🌊 — @cookyland @weirdowithaphone @toj1sgf @yeeyeehaw22 @inadazeee @chrmedbyjju @taelvvrzz ꒱

© ceuxnoirst

[martinplaythebeattt]

What the fuck do you mean people on Twitter/X are hoping for CORTIS to deadass slip up and do something problematic? AND THEY'RE LITERALLY FANTASIZING ABOUT IT??

The boys are still very young and they can all speak English fluently, so of course they should've known that obviously. They're also chronically online.

But gosh, how miserable is your life for you to be that desperate to cancel a group of five famous guys on the internet?? Like seriously, you must be very, very unemployed to do that 😭😭