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[aworldofpretty]

alone all night

zero porn on dash

dad gets up

walks in

sits down next to me

i refresh tumblr

PORN

[aworldofpretty]

there's a distinct lack of anything good on my dash tonight

you know, excluding savay's hickeys. 

[aworldofpretty]

ugh savay fuck your porn why do you only ever post it when my mother is here

[aworldofpretty]

When did you know you weren't straight?

Xena Warrior Princess. Renée O'Connor's outfit getting sloooowly smaller over time. And then there was the, "God, these two would be hot together," moment followed by, "Why do I think that and why is she so pretty...? Oh. Oh, that makes sense."

Then I looked back and realised I'd had crushes on: Barbara Eden (when I was 6+), Elizabeth Montgomery (same age), my neighbour (10ish) and also Hermione Granger. And then I had this really sudden realisation that my biggest crush was on Carla, the Sword Master of Melée Island in Monkey Island, a little pixel woman in green. 

Oh yes. I always end up citing other females as "my first crush" but no. No, it was her.

And here's a picture of her, for posterity.