My timeline did a thing. @courageforourfriends
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My timeline did a thing. @courageforourfriends
I did that Mermaid Thing that’s been taking over tumblr, and I think the takeaway here is that I have no idea what I look like.
Now I require everyone else to do this. courageforourfriends, kemendraugh, eatyourbooks, bahnree, gingernifty, you’re all on notice.
Conversation with Nameless which ended in much laughter.
Me: I'm so proud of you with two boys at once right now!
Friend: I know! Who woulda thought, eh?
Me: For your next trick, two boys and a girl.
Friend: Oh, I want that.
Me: Or three boys?
Friend: Noooo. Two boys and a girl. That's my next week.
A conversation with my work buddy
Marc: Man, we insult each other so often it doesn't mean anything any more.
Jasmine: Maybe we can reverse it and come around the other side?
Marc: Compliments as threats. Yes.
Jasmine: *holding intense eye contact* May all your dreams come true.
Marc: *smiling gently* un-fuck you.
Jasmine: May you never be fucked again.
Marc: May all the fucks be stripped from your body.
Jasmine: yeah, that still doesn't seem positive, somehow.