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crabby-matchmaker ha contestado a tu publicación: HEY, I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

IT DOESN’T ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT. JEEZ. I JUST KIND OF WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN THIS WHOLE TROLL ROMANCE THING TO ME. DON’T ASK WHY.

ARE YOU. FUCKING. JUST.

OKAY, FINE, BUT THIS SHIT IS COMPLICATED SO YOU BETTER PAY ATTENTION.

WE KIND OF HAVE FOUR DIFFERENT QUADRANTS OF ROMANCE.

ONLY TWO ARE WHAT YOU HUMANS WOULD CONSIDER "DATING", THOUGH.

THOSE TWO ARE THE FLUSHED QUADRANT AND THE CALIGINOUS QUADRANT.

THE FLUSHED QUADRANT IS THE ONE THAT'S MOST SIMILAR TO YOUR HUMAN CONCEPT OF LOVE. IT'S BASED SOLELY ON POSITIVE AND AFFECTIONATE FEELINGS TOWARDS YOUR MATESPRIT EVEN THOUGH THEY CAN STILL GET PRETTY FUCKING VIOLENT SOMETIMES SINCE TROLLS ARE KIND OF. WELL. VIOLENT CREATURES, I GUESS. MATESPRITS BASICALLY JUST PITY EACH OTHER A WHOLE FUCKING LOT.

THE CALIGINOUS QUADRANT IS USUALLY REFERRED TO "BLACK ROMANCE" AND INSTEAD OF PITY OR LOVE IT'S BASED OFF OF HAVE AND RIVALRY. THERE REALLY ISN'T A HUMAN CONCEPT I CAN ACCURATELY RELATE THIS ONE TO, BUT I GUESS THE CLOSEST TERM I COULD USE WOULD BE ARCHRIVALS. FOR TWO TROLLS TO BE KISMESIS, THOUGH, THEY CAN'T JUST HATE EACH OTHER. I MEAN. THEY DO, BUT THEY CAN'T HATE EACH OTHER PLATONICALLY. ANYWAY, I GUESS THE SIMPLEST WAY TO EXPLAIN KISMESISSITUDE IS THAT IT'S WHEN YOU'RE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THE PERSON YOU FUCKING DESPISE.

THE TWO OTHER QUADRANTS ARE THE PALE QUADRANT AND ASHEN QUADRANT.

WHEN TWO PEOPLE ARE IN THE PALE QUADRANT TOGETHER THEY'RE MOIRAILS. MOIRAILS ARE BASICALLY PEOPLE WHO KEEP AN EYE ON EACH OTHER. THEY GET ALL MUSHY AND TALK ABOUT THEIR FUCKING FEELINGS. THE MAIN POINT OF THIS QUADRANT IS FOR ONE TROLL TO KIND OF KEEP AN EYE ON A DANGEROUS PARTNER TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING RETARDED.

OKAY SO THEN THERE'S THE ASHEN QUADRANT. I GUESS THIS ONE IS KIND OF THE MOST COMPLICATED IN A WAY SINCE IT INVOLVES THREE PEOPLE INSTEAD OF JUST TWO. THIS ONE IS WHEN TWO PEOPLE FIGHT A WHOLE FUCKING LOT AND SOMEONE INTERVENES AND STOPS THEM FROM MURDERING EACH OTHER OR BECOMING KISMESIS WITH ONE ANOTHER, BASICALLY. I THINK I HEARD LALONDE SAY THAT AUSPICING IS SIMILAR TO COCKBLOCKING, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS, IF THAT HELPS.

SO.

YEAH.

THAT'S IT.

#crabby-matchmaker #this is BAD i dont know how to explain quadrants

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crabby-matchmaker ha contestado a tu publicación: HEY, YOU, I HEARD SOMETHING FROM STRIDER AND I NEED YOU TO CONFIRM IT BECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY I’M TRUSTING THAT ASSHOLE.

NO, THIS IS SOMETHING SERIOUS AND I THINK THERE’S A CHANCE HE MIGHT BE RIGHT ABOUT IT, BUT AT THE SAME TIME HE’S FUCKING STRIDER.

...ALRIGHT FINE. WHAT THE FUCK DID HE EVEN TELL YOU.

I MEAN I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF FUCKING CURIOUS, NOW.

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crabby-matchmaker ha contestado a tu publicación: (Sorry this is late.) WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP? DO YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU’RE GOING THROUGH? NO. SHUT UP AND JUST LISTEN FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE LIFE, YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT. NOW AS I WAS SAYING, I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID TO YOUR DESCENDANT. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ASHAMED TO BE YOU.

WHAT’S PATHETIC IS YOU, SHITBREATH. YOU DON’T TREAT KIDS LIKE THAT, I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT HE LIKES. HE’S A PERSON WITH FEELINGS. TREAT HIM AS ONE.

DO YOU REALLY FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU SAY I SHOULD DO? WELL NEWS FLASH: I DON'T. I'LL TREAT HIM HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO TREAT HIM.

#crabby-matchmaker