#crabwiise

[violetbard]

crabwiise replied to your post: not as nice as my ass though.

BITCH TOO LATE, VANTASS CONFIRMED FOR GREATEST.

i mean i said nice, not vworthy of the gods. 

that specifically belongs to me.

[violetbard]

Karkat (crabwise)

Put a name in my inbox and my muse will have to admit how they feel about them.

thats my pitch babe right there. good, shouty guy. knowvs howv to keep a fish interested with his charm and mouthy vword vwomit.

ey, ey babe! are you out there?

nice ass.

[violetbard]

crabwiise replied to your post: thats my newv nickname of next month btwv.quadrant...

ARE YOU GOING TO DRESS UP IN A DIAPER AND STAB PEOPLE IN THE STREET, TOO

not unless i vwant the fuzz to take me avway for good on account of that absurdity.

[dogm34t]

crabwiise started following you

SOM3BODY ONC3 TOLD M3 4 STORY 4LL 4BOUT HOW MY L1F3 GOT FL1PP3D TURN3D UPS1D3 DOWN 

[violetbard]

karkat has spotted me.

[violetbard]

my ideal pitch is someone vwho can just be real vwith their mate for a hot minute and, like, break the vwhole stage play of grilling and taunts to make sure theyre alright evwery once in avwhile. 

[violetbard]

talk about them + karkat

the first karkat that comes to mind is @crabwiise , so he gets dibs.

lovwe the guy. probably the best pitch ivwe evwer had, and trust me. ivwe had some pretty shit pitches to the point that i thought that quad vwas dead for me. 

he knowvs about limits and knowvs that vwe can occasionally calm it vwith the vwhole hating each others guts act. can be reassuring to let me knowv that its not hate hate vwersus lovwing hate vwhen i need it. hes....a really good goof ball.

[violetbard]

crabwiise replied to your post: crabwiise replied to your post: ...

IS NOT.

sorry i cant hear the haters i dont havwe my glasses on.