Aug 21, 2025
“Plumber’s crack? Well, I s’pose they DO have a hard job!”
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“Plumber’s crack? Well, I s’pose they DO have a hard job!”
“Oh my! How embarrassin’, to pretend to be someone’s parent when they already have ‘em!“ Jillian says, as she rushes over to take hot snickerdoodles from the oven to put on a rack to cool.
The young lord would probably be hungry for some snacks, and she wanted enough time to brew some nice tea to go with the treats.
...screw it, she's gonna go for it! "Hey Paimon! Eggseggseggs, ya overgrown turkey of a tyrant!" The sinner said, heart thumping in her throat even as she narrows her eyes at the tall, extremely powerful Goetia. "Ya move, big guy. I prefer opals to diamonds."
"Oh, do I dare? Do I sacrifice myself an' say it, to open up the marriage laws? Or at least make any denial of future Goetia marriages to non-goetia spouses a matta of upmost hypocrisy? Ahhh, choices choices!"
Letting out a long suffering sigh, Jillian goes towards the section of the librarian where books on avians were kept. "This keep comin' up an' people STILL forget their avian anatomy- I dunno why i even try!"
“Ya know, I actually wanna know somethin’. Could I get a show of hands, for all Goetia fellas who are actually interested or at least open to the idea of beddin’ a lady? It’s for science.”
“…false alarm, mine is already married.”
Jillian, scratches and bloodied but otherwise standing victorious, looks in the direction of the yeehawing toilet.
She then looks at Andrealphus, shaking her head.
“Sorry Andre, but I do have some standards.”
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