#cranposting

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Lots of people call ancient reptilian brain Arby, which makes me think of pulling up to the Arby's drive through and there's this deranged version of your own subconscious waiting to hand you your order

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There's a handyman services chain called Benry here (based on benri-ya or convenience service) but can you imagine calling someone to help fix your AC unit and

It's benrey

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Ever since hl vr ai I cant hear anyone say something is useful or convenient without doing a double take cuz the word is benri

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Me: I dont need romance

Person I have a bit of a crush on: -says something funny-

Me: aw, fuck.

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Anyone else wait in line behind someone and start pretending to be reALLY interested in whatevers around you so they dont feel rushed? Just had a nice long stare at a paper shredder.

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*thinking about those rotation machines at hospitals that are used for separating blood samples*

Bad and naughty samples will be put in the blood spinner to atone for their crimes

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Genuinely getting back into actual half life again and I wish my gaming comp hadn't fucked up Cuz I wanted to play it again

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I had a fuckton weird dreams I don't really understand. I remember that one dream involved swimming through the ocean to get to a certain location. I think in that dream I was yukari yakumo, and the path to swim was protected by this barrier while the storm and the sea raged around it. We were trying to deliver fruit, I think, to make a dish for a shrine festival. When I try to do it again the next day it was much more difficult.

Then another dream, somebody was having a baby but I don't remember who, but it was a very important event. They were having the baby in one place and everyone else was staying in this Grand almost palace-like house. Apparently the baby was to be shown through a window so that everyone in the house could see. My parents and I were set up in one room that was apparently the most crappy room in the household. my dad implied that this is something that happens to us a lot, which is sometimes the truth LOL.

Then in another dream, my supervisor came to my house, and we had a work meeting there. He offered everyone pieces of fruit that I had never seen before, that was slightly sweet and sort of sparkled and shimmered in your mouth. Apparently the fruit came from A distant island that was being taken over by organized crime. Only a few places on the island were safe to go to. When I looked inside my fridge he had stored supplies that were going to go to the people of the island.