Jan 23, 2017
BFG
What kids see: Big Friendly Giant
What normal people see: Big F***ing Giant
What accountants see: Beginning Finished Goods
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BFG
What kids see: Big Friendly Giant
What normal people see: Big F***ing Giant
What accountants see: Beginning Finished Goods
When angels joke, is it Divine Comedy?
I'm not even going to TRY to read the homestuck update like I'm still in Act 0.25 like what
Amanda: How long is this test?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Amanda: How long is Part D?
Jake: Haaaaaa
Teacher: What?
Amanda: How long is D?
Jake: Haaaaaaaaaa
Teacher: What?
Amanda: How long is D?
Jake: Haaaaaaaa
Amanda: ....Oh, ha. You're funny.
Jake: *looks at teacher* D means penis.
Teacher: ooookay..
Me: *Trips over boyfriend's backpack*
Boyfriend: *Snicker* Careful... you just tripped on my PACKAGE. c':
Me: Package? So that means I'm...
Me: TRIPPIN' BALLS.
last night
i remember almost nothing!
all i remember was me saying "Watch, i'm not even going to remember what i just said. this is all i'm going to remember saying." and also laughing for hours making mono jokes and planning to mess with my friend since she still has it, but i don't even remember the jokes.