creepyminerlance asked: “Did you ever have sex?”
"Well, although I feel uncomfortable talking about stuff like this, I can never allow a question to go unanswered, my first time was with Chad Ironchest. Well, we did have a deal that whether or not I won the bet with Mordecai and Rigby, I had to repay him for participating, and he said and I quote, "Those are some FINE lady pecs you have there. Tell you what, I’ll help you out with your little bet IF you come to my bedroom around 11pm and have some "fun" with me." As much as I wanted to decline, as I wanted to save my body for someone I felt REALLY secure with, he was the hottest guy that could tempt Mordecai and Rigby so… I didn’t enjoy it one bit. My second time was with Eileen. It was hot as hell."
((Sorry for the crappy sketch. I wanted to answer this with a quickie.))
