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The beach, that was Craig Tucker’s least favorite place in the entire world. Though his family didn’t seem to get the hint and would drag him along anyway. There was nothing exciting about watching water roll onto land for hours, getting into the water was worse, far too many ways to die. So there he stood on the beach brooding and glaring at the waves that seemed to curse his sight every summer.
“Craig come join! The water’s great!” His friend Clyde calls waving to him. Craig just turns his gaze to a different wave of water. It’d roll up, crash and then do the same thing for hours.
“At the very least help us collect seashells!” Token calls by the water. He wasn’t even sure how those two got dragged along in this but at least they were having fun. Craig sighs softly caving in and getting up going to the the waves. Sure enough shells were scattered all along the water line.
“So… I just pick them up?” Craig questions raising a brow at his friend. Token looked at him studying him for any signs of a lie.
“Have you never collected seashells before? Yeah just pick them up.” Token states rather blandly. Craig just shrugs in response.
“If there’s no point I’m not going to waste his time.” Craig says getting ready to turn back around.
“We both start at zero and whoever gets the least has to pay the winner’s lunch fee for a week.” Token offers. Craig hesitates at this offer, he could order whatever he wanted and Token would pay for it.
“Deal.” he shakes Token’s hand grabbing his own bucket heading down the opposite side of the shore. There was a large rock that had quite a few shells in front of it. Though the waves were rolling up against it. Craig sighs rolling up his pant legs and carefully making his way into the water. He began to pick up shell after shell until a rather large gust of wind blows. Without warning his hat took off into the wind. Before Craig could grab it the wind carried it to the ocean. Shit, shit! He had to go after it but why were his legs frozen? He forces his legs to move getting waist deep into the water before watching his hat drift in the water.
“Shit!” Craig yells angrily clenching his fist angrily. Uncharacteristically tears started to form into his eyes. He could do nothing more than watch as his hat started to drift away. Though he was left stumped as it began to float back and quickly. He took a step back from more so the pure shock. A boy was swimming towards him but he was half koi fish.
“Holy shit.” was all Craig managed to choke out staring at the boy in front of him. He had messy blond hair and a beautiful orange koi bottom half.
“Here’s your hat…” The boy offered the soaked hat to Craig. Craig glances to the hat to the boy taking it and placing it back onto his head. He just casually dumped an entire hat full of water onto his head. God he must look like an- before he could continue there was a sweet laughter that stops his thoughts dead in their tracks. The merman was laughing.
“Sorry… Ha!” The boy laughs holding his stomach from laughing so hard. Craig could only glare and flip the boy off in his flustered state. Which only backfired because he laughed even harder.
“You’re funny…” The merman says sighing happily as he eases down from his laughing fit.
“My name is Kenny, what’s yours funny guy?” Craig pauses a little. He shouldn’t just say his name to random people let alone merman. But then again he didn’t want to be called funny guy for the rest of the time with him.
“Craig.” he grumbles under his breath glancing away. Kenny blinks confused before lifting himself up.
“Huh? What was that funny guy?” Kenny questions leaning close to his face. Craig could feel his face heat up at this but he couldn’t back down.
“Craig, my name is Craig.” he says more sternly. Kenny smiles widely, his front teeth being crooked. Before Craig could even speak another word a familiar voice cuts him off and he looks over to the voice.
“Craig! We’ve been calling for you!” Token says climbing over the rock to get to Craig. Craig turns his attention back to Kenny but he was long gone at this point.
“I’m coming don’t hurt yourself.” he grumbles making his way over to Token. The entire group was packing up and for once in his life he wished they had more time at the beach.
I hum softly leaning down besides a beautiful dandelion. They were so beautiful yet they were considered a weed. I gently pick the flower placing it behind my ear. I could relate to the flower more than one would think. After all I am the beautiful princess Kenny, fairest in all the lands. Though despite how beautiful I was I had dark origins. It was no matter though, I had the humans under my finger tips.
“Find that mother fucker!” Eric yells from Kupa Keep. “I want you to find that fucker and banish him!” Eric was screaming so loud I could hear it from the other side of the street. Sure this was nothing new but someone must have really pissed him off. Just as I was about to head over a hand covers my mouth. Just as I was about to fight or scream the strange person shows me the stick of truth.
“Sleep.” he demands waving the stick. I fall unconscious right away. I fall limp into my attacker’s arms and he carries me bridal style. Where we were going? I had no idea but it was a rather long walk. Once we arrive at our destination I hear the voice speak once more.
“Awake Princess Kenny.” I whimper opening my eyes and looking up in surprise to see my hands were handcuffed to a pipe, kinky. My eyes land on my attacker who steps into the light so I could see him. Feldspar.
“Feldspar what is the meaning of this?!” I yell struggling against the handcuffs. He let out a dark chuckle.
“I am no longer Feldspar I am Dark Mage Craig!” He yells holding the stick up proudly.
“I only used that name as I cover for my real purpose to steal the stick and you my dear princess.” He runs a finger under my chin and I pull away.
“Why did you want to steal me? I have done you no wrong.” Craig laughs and leans down forcing me to look him in the eyes.
“That’s exactly why I stole you. I was a level 13 thief princess. So why, why is it that I couldn’t steal your heart?” I feel my cheeks flush and I stare at Feldspar I mean Dark Mage Craig in surprise. Did he really mean it?
“So that’s why I stole you princess, if I can’t have you no one will. Not that stupid Paladin that follows after you like a love sick puppy or anyone else!” He hisses angrily. Did he mean Butters? He stands once more turning to the door.
“Now excuse me why I go deal with your rescue party.” Before I could ask what he means I hear a shout from outside.
“H-Hang in there princess! Were comin’!” It was Paladin Butters. Did Craig really mean what he said? I bite my lip shifting to try and be more comfortable being handcuffed wasn’t exactly the same as laying in a soft bed. I listening to the fighting before I hear running over to the door. My heart is pounding and Craig slams the door open. His nose was bleeding and he had bruises all over his face and body. They really fucked him up. Craig ran over and gets the handcuffs off of me.
“Princess… They don’t appreciate you for who you really are. I know you’re half elf half orc.” Craig whispers into my ear. My breath stops and I hear Eric and the others running up.
“He’s raping the Princess save her!” Eric slams the door open and my handcuffs fall. I rub my wrists in pain watching wide eyed as Craig turns quickly holding the stick out.
“Stay back!” Dark Mage Craig hisses angrily and let out a dark growl. The others freeze and butters throws his hammer into Craig’s head. I go wide eyed watching Craig fall to the ground out cold. Blood was dripping from his head.
“We did it!” The others celebrate and cheer. I get up looking at Craig’s body. His face was twisted in pain and he was completely still. I place a gentle kiss to his head where the wound was and take the stick from his hands.
“Princess Kenny?” Paladin Butters asks worriedly. I raise the stick up and hum softly looking at the rest of the group.
“That’s Dark Princess Kenny to you.” I smirk making the others stare at me in shock.
“Oh god damn it!” Eric yells angrily. I use the sticks power to fling the entire group to the wall and chain them up. I place the stick into my cleavage and carefully lift Dark Mage Craig into my arms.
“Princess Kenny! Y-Ya don’t have to do this!” Paladin Butters calls to me. Craig wasn’t as heavy as I thought he’d be, or maybe I was just stronger due to the stick.
“I know I don’t. It’s my choice.” With that I make my way down the tower holding onto Dark Mage Craig. Some of his hair moved to his eyes so I carefully sweep it to the side like how he always had it. His face seemed to relax a little at that motion and a soft smile crosses my lips. I place a gentle kiss to his lips before heading out. I needed to get him to a doctor, and a makeup wipe. If Craig woke up and found my lipstick stained on his lips he’d freak out. I laugh softly at the idea carrying Craig off to the hospital. This wasn’t exactly a perfect fairy tail ending but then again he wasn’t perfect either.
South Park was a less than normal town. Anyone who had lived there longer than a week knew this. Strange things were just the town’s norm, but something happened that seemed to stump the entire South Park elementary. It all began one morning that seemed like any other.
“Hey guys.” Kenny greets. Though it wasn’t muffled, for some strange reason Kenny’s mouth wasn’t muffled.
“Hey Kenny…” Kyle mumbles out glancing to his other friends. Stan shrugs slightly in response clearly seeing no problem with this and Eric seemed far to busy stuffing his face with cheesy poofs to care.
“Hey Kenny, what did you have for breakfast? Probably nothing cause your so poor!” Eric taunts clearly in a rather annoying mood, though when was he ever not?
“Fuck off fat boy, least I’m not fat enough to take Godzilla on in a sumo wrestling match.” Kenny hisses in response flipping him off. The entire group was stunned in silence other than Eric who gasps slightly.
“Dude! Kenny just roasted Eric!” Stan manages to choke out in his stunned state.
“Ay! I am not fat! I’m big boned!” Eric hisses holding his bag of cheesy poofs closer.
“Whatever you say fat boy.” Kenny shrugs and leans back. Kyle and Stan share a look before Kyle turns his attention to Kenny.
“Dude, what’s gotten into you? Flipping people off, roasting Eric… you’re acting like Craig… I know you guys have been dating for a while but this is too far.” Kyle says calmly, trying to talk reason to his friend. Though it seemed to back fire as Kenny turned his glare to him now.
“I don’t think you’re one to talk Kyle. You always jump to conclusions. Leave Craig out of this.” Kenny hisses. Once the bus arrives Kenny made his way on leaving his friends in a state of shock.
“We need to get Kenny some help.” Stan says making his way onto the bus as the others follow. It was a long, annoying day of school until lunch came around.
“Alright boys you know the plan.” Eric whispers to Kyle and Stan who nod in agreement. The three make their way to the table that Kenny and Craig sat at. As per normal the two were chatting away, but something was get off about this… Kenny was showing Craig pictures of space and Craig was showing Kenny pictures of boobs.
“Ay! What the hell is going on!” Eric yells angrily. Kenny didn’t even spare him a glance and just flips him off in response. Craig on the other hand turns around to talk wearing a blue scars that covered his mouth.
“Muff mf mfff mf mfh mfh?” Eric glances at Kyle who just shakes his head. Stan says slightly stepping in once more to be Kenny’s, I mean Craig’s translator.
“He said what the fuck do you want?” Eric glares at Craig who just shrugs in response.
“What the hell is going on here!” Eric yells demandingly.
“Yeah, Kenny you’ve been acting strange.” Kyle says studying Kenny. Craig was quick to add on.
“Well, more strange than normal.” Kenny glares at Stan for that remark and flips him off.
“Hey! Don’t flip off Stan!” Kyle yells angrily. Kenny flips Kyle off with his free hand making Kyle gasp softly.
“Hey! Kenny why the hell are you flipping off Stan and Kyle!” Kenny resorted to moving the finger that was flipping off Stan to Eric. Though he quickly decides to lift his boyfriend hand up, positioning his hand so he was flipping Eric off and then going back to his normal position. Craig just grins in response holding back a laugh. Eric on the other hand did not seem as pleased.
“Guys, you're here too?” Token asks making all eyes turn to him.
“Yeah well duh Token, it’s lunch of course we’d all be here.” Eric says sarcastically rolling his eyes. Token only gives Eric a short glare before going back to talking.
“Anyway, like I was saying… have you guys noticed something… Wrong with Craig? I mean, he kept trying to sell Clyde… well breast pics of the raisins girls for all his money.” All eyes fall to Craig who just shrugs in response to this.
“Geez, you guys! It’s clear that-“ before Eric could continue Token and Kyle cut him off.
“Craig and Kenny switched personalities?” Token and Kyle say at the same time. They both share a glance before Eric started to speak again.
“Right! Personalities! I totally wasn’t going to say they switched bodies!” Eric crosses his arms proudly but everyone knew he was lying anyway.
“Anyway, how do we fix this?” Stan questions motioning his hands to Craig and Kenny. Though Craig and Kenny seemed to be having their own conversation about the chance of aliens with bigger boobs than humans.
“They were normal last night right? I mean, Super Craig was totally fine during the fight with Professor Chaos. Though, he did take a blow to the head…” Kyle thinks out loud glancing down at the ground trying to collect all the puzzles pieces he would need to click everything together.
“Mysterion was fine yesterday too. Though he also got hit by Professor Chaos.” Token things out loud as well glancing to the ground. The two seem to get a light bulb above their heads and they turn to each other.
“Butters.” The entire group splits off to go on an all out manhunt to try and find where Butters decided to sit. The bell rings and the heard of students began to march to their next class.
“We’re going to lose them!” Stan yells from the far left side of the room. Eric positioned himself by the front entrance scanning everyone who passed by.
“Keep looking! He has to be here somewhere!” Eric shouts back. Though a tuft of blond hair catches his attention.
“Aha!” Eric shouts diving and pinning the unexpected kid to the wall. Butters goes wide eyed at the sudden force.
“Oh geez!” Butters shouts in surprise putting his hands up in surrender.
“Tell us what you did to Mysterion and Wonder Craig!” Eric shouts shoving Butters further into the wall. Butters eyes widen as a group started to form around the two people assuming there was a fight brewing.
“I-I don’t know nothin’!” Butters shouts and turns away trying to avoid Eric’s piercing glare.
“Don’t lie to me Butters! I know who you really are!” Eric growls making Butters cowers underneath him.
“I… I they’ll never go back to normal!” Butters yells back. Just as Eric goes to punch him Kyle grabs his arm.
“We’re still in school! You can’t just punch him! Wait until after!” Kyle shouts angrily. Sometimes he was blown away by Eric’s stupidity. Eric growls slightly but moves away from Butters who quickly makes his way out of the crowd.
“I’ll get you when the time is right Butters!” Eric shouts after the panicked boy.
“Guys!” Stan shouts running over to the main group. The group turns to Stan who attempts to catch his breath.
“I lost Craig and Kenny.” The group pauses for a little before Eric speaks up.
“How did you lose Craig and Kenny! You had one job Stan!” Eric scolds. Stan scowls slightly and huffs.
“Well they started making out and I really didn’t feel like getting mentally scarred thank you!” Stan hisses back. Everyone grimaces at thought and Eric huffs softly.
“We need to find them and see how bad the damage really is! For the third time… We need Coon and Friends and Freedom Pals to unite!” Eric shouts pointing at the ceiling dramatically.
“Dude, what are you pointing at?” Kyle questions peering at the ceiling to try and see. Eric scoffs at this his arms crossing.
“It’s called dramatic effect Kahl! You’ve clearly never heard of it.” Eric hisses out giving him an icy glare.
“Whatever, let’s just go look already.” Kyle grumbles walking off. The group was quick to follow leaving Eric behind.
“Hey guys wait for me!” Eric shouts running after the group.
