Apr 13, 2020
“Ms. Reporter! How can I help you? A car, something to drink or maybe a small financial incentive?”
“Excuse me?!”
“Well, do you want some?”
...Rude.
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“Ms. Reporter! How can I help you? A car, something to drink or maybe a small financial incentive?”
“Excuse me?!”
“Well, do you want some?”
...Rude.
“Greetings, lamp master. What can I do for-”
“Money.”
“Money?”
“Money.”
“What about beauty, or peace of mind or...?”
“Did I stutter?”
...
“I love money.”
“Robots!”
Looks like Lily and Cressida finally find some common ground.
Later in the day, Poppy drops by with terrible news.
“Well, what’s up, sis?”
“Cressida, please.”
“What, Mom?”
“Cress, Timothy broke up with me. He left me for his ex-girlfriend. His college sweetheart!”
“Oh. That’s... bad.”
“Want me to hire someone to beat him up?!”
“No..?”
“CRESSIDA!”
“What do you mean you disbanded the organisation?! You knew I wanted to take it over!”
“I just don’t think it is a good idea to hold onto this line of work in the current time.”
“Oh my plumbbob, you’re getting senile. What am I supposed to do now?”
“Look for an honest job dear. Something that pays the bills without putting your life on the line.”
“…”
Classic Cressida...
And now for something completely different! Another college interlude. This time, I’ve actually added a community lot to the university subhood so that they can socialise! Aren’t I just incredible? (It’s Beany Business by klaartje)
Lily’s aunt Cressida drops by and somehow doesn’t think that Lily’s alien impersonation is hilarious. Spoilsport.