#crethan

[crveritaserum]

whenever nathaniel han consumes milk the entire rav dorms for the boys become infested in his farts. imagine being short and farting gas out of your ass at 4am waking up other students, pick a struggle

And here I thought the two of you were in love ( @crnate ). Love is a tough affair, isn’t it? Maybe you should solve your lovers quarrels elsewhere, but I suppose if this is true your roommates must certainly have heard their own share of things Or smelt.

[crcai-blog]

kiss kiss fall in love

"Kiss kiss I’m close to pushing you off the cliff”  

[craurora]

@crethan :

“aurora!” ethan scurries over with a small gift bag, careful to not shake the contents inside. “it’s been awhile, but i’ll never miss a chance to wish you happy birthday.” he laughs a bit shyly to himself, before propping the bag down to reach inside, “i bought you this.” it’s a rose gold moonstone necklace, and he carefully slips it around her neck with the attached lock. beautiful, he thinks, while gazing down at her with a fond smile. he quickly pecks her forehead and hands her the gift bag, a mixture of various snacks, a card and a plushie that often reminded him of her puppies. “happy birthday.”

“Ethan!” When he comes over, there’s never a frown on her face. The same smile, fawning over the Gryffindor. With exams coming up and everything taking place, there’s so little time in the world. But that isn’t an excuse for her, she loves to see her dear friends. Especially, Ethan. “Thank you so much!” She clasps her hands together in excitement, chocolate orbs eyeing down at his hands to see a beautiful gift. “Is this for me..?” The tint of flushing pink cheeks overwhelms her, she’s warming up already as she stands there still, trying her hardest not to stare at his features. He’s so close to her, Aurora closes her eyes to find her center. “Thank you, Ethan! Thank you, thank you!” He didn’t forget. She’s extremely thankful that she isn’t mopping somewhere alone in her room, that she has someone by her side on a special day where it actually means something to someone.

She takes the gifts in her hand, hugging it close to her heart. “I’ll treasure it always. But your presence here is the best gift of all.” Ever since she’s met Ethan, he’s been there for her throughout every birthday of her’s. “Words aren’t enough to express my gratitude for how much I appreciate your being.”

[crveritaserum]

listen up crackheads harambe’s dead and there will be no produce whatever-whatevers now can i please PLEASE go to sleep and get a waffle

I hope you’re not doing it in that order. But that would be a good sacrifice for everyone.

[craurora]

( sms, sunshine ) bonjour mon trèsor! ( sms, sunshine ) not bad for someone who has no experience in learning french, right? 🤓 ( sms, sunshine ) our flight leaves at 5pm, right? do you wanna meet at the airport or leave together on grounds?

《 ✉: starlight 》bonjour!! tu me manques! ♡♡《 ✉: starlight 》c'est bravo! je suis fier de vous!《 ✉: starlight 》yes it does!! can we leave together? i’m so excited to go with you, you have no idea. ^^ ♡♡ 《 ✉: starlight 》i hate going on flights alone but this is my first with someone (that isn’t my family)! i’m glad you’re with me, ethan~

[crxclaire]

@crethan​

( sms, 😌🙌🏻 loml ) you expect me to answer this right after transfiguration??

( sms, 😌🙌🏻 loml ) KEKFKDKFKDKDK me and my two brain cells fighting to figure out this riddle… THIS IS SO SAD

( sms, 😌🙌🏻 loml ) oh word? we going✈️party?

( sms, 😌🙌🏻 loml ) i’m not going if they serving cheese and crackers…also what does snacks have to do with a party…are you throwing it? HHDJDKD

[text-> E.T.] I am sorry I momentarily forgot about your required period of desensitization after each classes.

[text-> E.T.] HOW DID YOUR ASS END UP IN RAVENCLAW

[text-> E.T.] Yes we are and Ethan pls.

[text-> E.T.] Do I look like the kind of girl to serve cheese and crackers at a party?

[text-> E.T.]  I’m throwing it. There will be, me & you and maybe even a karaoke battle if you feel like it. You in?

[crxyong]

professor, i'm very much looking forward to your next lecture. or, actually, your next assignment seems more interesting than grueling. count me in. ( / he grins, dipping his head in a polite bow ) and, uh.. i'd like to apologize, about the late submission of some of my work. hopefully the next task could balance it out.

He lifts his head, temporarily stopping his work to listen to what the other has to say. “Although I do appreciate your anticipation for the next assignment, you should make sure you don’t fail before it gets handed out” he answers. But then again, everyone’s one step away from failing DADA. 

[crcai-blog]

( sms, caixin the rock johnson ) are we going? ✈️ summer vacation? ( sms, caixin the rock johnson ) please respond soon

「 text — eth 」ok 「 text — eth 」wait you’re coming right? 「 text — eth 」on second thought, let me think about it