#crimestotheear

[falindrith]

probably some of the most accurate dialog ever written for a 20 year old video game character and their friend 

[phantomrose96]

I didn't know you were studying engineering! If you ever have tech industry questions, feel free to reach out. I occasionally do initial screens of students for my company. It's awesome to see other young women in tech.

Oh sweet!

I’ve got a gig lined up this summer doing software engineering for Microsoft. I’m hoping to build off of that (the interview process was hecking intense), but I’ll keep this in my back pocket!!

[falindrith]

Tomodachi Life Report: Day 20, Part 1

Ok so the only important thing that happened today

is that Falindrith almost turned into a pickle

i shit you not crimestotheear

i am posting a photo of this tomorrow since I can't find my SD card reader right now

omg

[falindrith]

Tomodachi Life Report: Day 6, Part 2

Peter got arrested

He was caught adding spicy mustard to random foods

This game really wants to ship crimestotheear with someone. This time Peter went on a date but they're still just friends.

Kdanger had a dream about a solar panel

You have really exciting dreams kdanger

Some words of wisdom from Toastifer

Accurate to real life too I think

coolbrow managed to set Octolops and iamafiretruck up on a date. They may be a thing now.

oh they are a thing now that was fast.

Tacologist is trying to stop sleeping

good luck Tacologist

My Mii just complained about not being able to see in the dark and Bourne is like "oh I have some night vision goggles" do you know how accurate that is

People who don't know who I'm talking about probably don't

but that's ok

[falindrith]

Tomodachi Life Report: Day 3, Part 3

Miyamoto started a TV Show called "Miyamoto Asks" and oh my gog it's so close to Iwata Asks which is a real thing.

Except instead of interviewing game devs he solves problems Dr. Phil style.

Oh no Kdanger not catch with you again

You dropped it way before the countdown but I got it this time

The voice synthesizer pronounces "Hmmmm" as "Ache em em em em em". Like it just gave up trying or something

Kdanger went to the fountain at 1am and played the guitar.

Bourne is having a really weird dream about like political meetings i don't even

Bourne took a photo of us on a merry-go-round. It's not bad actually.

Oh no there's now a ranking on how often I interact with each Mii oh no they're gonna judge me now.

Unsurprisingly I spend the most time on me.

Cards is a dumb game Peter why is that a thing

Octolops is stargazing

Toastifer is running on the beach

crimestotheear had a hilarious dream. It involved the 3DS front camera and lol I'll just put this here...

Perfection right there

There's supposed to be a rap battle at the fountain from 6-7pm but I keep missing it. I should make sure to go to that tomorrow...

[falindrith]

Tomodachi Life Report: Day 2, Part 4

Coolbrow needed help sneezing

iamafiretruck is still being an airplane

Kdanger took an artsy photo of a beach titled "there's no such thing as a coincidence"

Octolops you little shit I hate playing catch you didn't even drop the thing at the right time. I've never actually won catch when playing with these trolls.

Octolops gave me toilet paper presumably because i'm so shitty at playing catch

crimestotheear took an artsy photo of fireworks. Titled "Tomorrow's News Today".

Falindrith, crimestotheear, and Bourne are hanging out at 2am with a cat. This seems entirely accurate.

[falindrith]

Tomodachi Life Report: Day 2, Part 2

deliaderbyshire and fuzzy are apparently a thing now.

Honestly i allowed that mostly because I needed to unlock things

this is so weird

the game almost made me and crimestotheear a thing.

Kdanger then built a themepark in celebration

Miyamoto just took pictures of me irl, or he thought he was. Instead he took pictures of my dragon Falindrith.

Hi dragon. you might be on the wrong blog but that's ok.

I gave Kdanger a Wii U. She gave me some hair dye.

[falindrith]

Tomodachi Life Report: Day 1, Part 5

I gave Miyamoto a gray suit. He asked for it. Now he actually looks like Miyamoto irl. This is weird.

Kdanger just tripped and fell down for no apparent reason

Tacologist was given the catchphrase "tacos!" because "A stapler in the mind's eye" didn't fit.

Miyamoto is now working at the food store. He just sold me a cinnamon roll. Can this be real life?

iamafiretruck and crimestotheear are running around the room pretending to be airplanes